Wow, you got to play in both sandboxes. I did a tour in Iraq back in '06. Army National Guard.
Bars huh. Should I be saluting, sir? ;)
Hey when you're over there, getting the 411 on the Kardashians or the latest movie remake or whatever stupid thing makes the headlines isn't exactly a priority.
Kansas? Damn. Cornfields and everything? Well, if you do find a Latin mass around here and you don't mind company, I'd like to check it out.