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This place making me be 16 again is getting really old. Twice now I've woken up as a teenager since moving out here - at least this time around I get to stay at my place instead of having to crash in Alec and Magnus' guest room for a couple days.

This entire thing stopped being funny two days ago. It's bad enough that I'm forced to relive being younger in my Dreams now in my waking life I have to be a teenager again too? And not even a teenager who's old enough to apparently sign for my own damn packages when they're being delivered. No you cannot speak to my mother - she's in Australia. And even if she wasn't - she didn't order this and it wasn't her credit card.

I don't want to be 14 again.

Well the past three days have shown me that I'm not ready to be a parent to any type of humans. It's great getting to see Hazel as a little kid and spend time with her, and it annoying dad since he's on location filming and can't come back right now, but I am not enjoying having to parent her. I guess I should just be glad she's still her even if she's not the right aged her so it's really only when we go out someplace that it's an issue with people thinking she's 13.

I kind of wish my sister was here. We could have so much fun and make up for so much... badness! It's so fun being a kid again!

Someone needs to explain to Orange County that April Fools Day pranks are only funny when it's April Fools Day. I want my fiancee back in his normal body.

While it's nice to have Haruhi staying here with Maman and I right now it would be nice if whatever transformed Haruhi had given a few extra inches with it. Then Maman wouldn't have had to hem some of my pants to make them fit.

[...] There is not enough coffee in the world to keep my sanity for Orange County tonight.