Network

A play in three acts.

Scene: Rehearsal room in October
Me: You'll want to make sure you have snow appropriate jackets for December
Jeremy: What? This is Southern California, that's ridiculous
Me: We'll see.


Scene: Backstage, day after Thanksgiving
Jeremy: So the snow in LA County, was that what you were talking about?
Me: Well, Palmdale and Lancaster were unexpected though I believe it snowed there eight years ago. But no, not what I was talking about.

Cue yesterday backstage
Jeremy: Okay, I get it.
Me: =D


Anyway, we have three weeks left of Bonnie & Clyde so if you're interested and haven't seen it yet (or wish to see it again), there are still tickets available.

Okay so now the fishing hat with my name spelt like 'Dippy' totally makes more sense because apparently Grunkle Stan is capable of doing actual family bonding that doesn't involve making counterfeit money and spending time in county jail.

Fishing wasn't actually as bad as dream!me thought it was going to be but I don't think I'll be picking it up as a hobby anytime soon.

Definitely not a this reality me type of fun.

I thought cliff jumping was fun, turns out a full on cop chase and going over a cliff in Tyler's car in a Thelma and Louise type deal with three of my closest friends is definitely way more fun.

Amazing what power can do when it's combined.

Also, Caleb, I totally met the dude (Aaron) at the party and I do not feel bad about the whole puking thing.

You know, there are days where I feel like I'd be better off sticking my leg into a trash compactor and waiting for it to devour me whole than speak to another person whose ex "spitefully" put their car in to be destroyed and wants it back.

Sorry dude, that was crunched three days ago. Take it up with your lawyer and leave us out of it.

Also, snow? Seriously? Global warming really is gonna just eradicate us by the end of the century or whatever.

Anybody feel like being wildly inappropriate and trying to organise a giant snowball fight with me?