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It was 2am and I heard something outside. He was sitting in a little niche in the stonework in the entryway to the apartment.

This little guy.

I need to make a place for him. He's so cute.

Okay what the hell are these things?? Wierdest, loudest damn creatures I ever seen. And I thought Rocket was bad.

First there were a bunch in the yard that Kraglin chased off and then I get to my ship and they're freakin' everywhere! They're makin' nests IN my ship!

I JUST FINISHED PUTTIN' HER TOGETHER.

These creatures are adorable and I have five

I don't know where these little guys came from, but I already have three in the apartment.

Okay these guys are cute but GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!!!

Okay, these fucking creatures can go away now.

Happy to report they taste like chicken.

The creatures are called Porgs. They are similar to Puffins. Try distracting them with water (they love it) and or shiny things. Don't let them out of your sight or their curiosity might get the best of them and who knows what your netflix algorithm will look like. Think of a backwards cat x1000

Good luck, and May the 4th be with you.

[Stiles]
Tell me I can keep one?

Well, I'll give the porgs or whatever they are one thing, they managed to make some very traumatized kids smile.

This... is not the way I meant to be spending my best friend's birthday, with a space penguin infestation. How many of these things ARE there?

You, wearing my Columbia hat? You're cute, you can stay. But you over there with my transformation pen? You've overstayed your welcome. Give that back before I kick your feathery butt!

When I first woke up and saw the porgs everywhere around our house, I thought that Daddy had just gone overboard for my birthday. And then I realized that they were alive and hopped on here to see where everybody else was talking about them being around their houses too. Which means that for once Orange County decided to give us something cute and not lethal as a surprise for us and I love it!

Mina and I decided to keep one of ours and named him Porky Porg. Kurt loves him already - and really loved the frosting on my birthday cake earlier today until it was time to get the frosting off of him.

That damn porg in my hot tub better not have clogged anything.