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It's been years since I've had a migraine, but I've been awake since 01:00 this morning with one. I'm just starting to be able to deal with fucking light again. God dammit.

You know, ever since getting a pitbull, I've kind of been addicted to watching that show on Animal Planet, Pitbulls & Parolees. It's such a tear jerker with a lot of happy endings. I don't understand how people can say pitbulls are vicious. Mine is an adorable, goofy, cuddle bug that would sooner lick you to death than bite you.

I don't know which one, but one of our bloody neighbors is always banging something. They can't be hanging things on the wall, because it's multiple times a day. It's becoming extremely fucking obnoxious especially when it's happening at two in the blood morning.

I can't believe tomorrow is April 1st. Where did the last three months go? I know everyone says stuff like this throughout the year, but seriously, if feels like the year just started. It's gonna be half over before we know it. I think this summer I need to find a new hobby or something.

Well, these Dreams are officially more fucked up than I originally thought they were. I think I might have to crack open that bottle of wine I got from said Dreams now. At least this time upon getting the wine I'm old enough to actually drink it.

Well, went a bit without some Dreams, which was quite nice, but now I've hit my 13th birthday in the Dreams and my powers have apparently manifested. It's a bit of a power trip to have these powers and I really want nothing more than to use them whenever I want, but I saw what they've done to my father. He enjoyed the power a little too much and it has drained him to the point where he's barely surviving. It's basically tied to our life force and every time we use it it drains a bit of our life force away.

Wonder if they've manifested here...

The grass in my dreams has been purple this entire time but now that I’m getting closer to the Emerald City it’s turning green. According to the sign, I saw we’re about nine miles from it so unless something goes wrong we’ll get there about noon. And of course as soon as Tip voices that - something goes wrong. There’s a stream with a ferryman who will take us across if we have money to pay but we don’t have money so no deal.

When I ask how we’re supposed to get across since there’s no bridge and it’s a stream but still pretty deep with a current, the ferryman points out that the sawhorse should float since he’s made of wood and Tip can just ride him across. Jack will probably float too since his body is made of wood and into the water we go. The man was right - they do float. I suggest sawhorse move his legs to get us across faster and when we reach the other side Jack gets back on his back and then the second mistake of the dream happens.

Tip tells the sawhorse to go as fast as he can so we’ll dry and grabs hold of the tail which is just a twig at the opposite end from his head and it breaks off in his hand. And the sawhorse just keeps going until they’re out of sight. Tip sits down for a bit to rest because the road we’re following stops at the Emerald City so if I don’t catch up with them before there I’ll meet up with them there. That’s where I woke up, because of course I can’t ever get more information than that. Hopefully Jack won’t be too stupid before I catch up with them.

To anyone who likes science jokes, government jokes or just wants a laugh right now, I present to you the discovery of Governmentium.

( Cut for length because apparently linking it doesn't work for whatever reason, viewable to all )

I think my favorite feature that they've added to Pokemon Go since it was first released is the adventure sync. My battery lasts so much longer now that I can get distance in on my eggs without having to have the app open.

I just wanted to wish everyone it applies to a happy Trans Day of Visibility.

After what seems like ages, my Dreams finally deviated from what my life was actually like here. And I definitely don't like the turn they've taken. Fuck.

[Private to Ilia]

Don't worry, I'm fine. Shit got real in the dreams. And it's a good lesson to not get involved with drug dealers in any fashion.

Having a baby around the house has been so weird. Probably cause it’s only the first week, it feels like she doesn’t really belong here, but like, I know she does. And obviously I know she belongs here, but it’s still so new.