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Zombies officially suck. You get to the scene and pronounce them dead and they jump up and attack you! Fuck them. Fuck them all.

I knew those self-defence classes would come in handy one day.

Do people ever actually get used to this place? I thought I was finally starting to get a handle on the dreams, even if my partner walking in on me apparently making out with thin air was more embarassing than anything that's ever happened in real life, but I don't think I'm ever going to get used to the weird ass shit that goes on here.

Turning the undead into hamsters is, perhaps, the most entertaining thing I've done all year.

[Lily]
Have you been holding up okay?

This feels like a special kind of never ending hangover. Any time it wants to stop would be great.

Never going to watch the Walking Dead the same way again.


[Noah/Stiles]
Sorry if I worried you, I don't..even remember leaving. Last thing I remember doing was sleeping.

[Agency]
Missed the check in, sorry. I'm alive. Feel like hell itself but alive

As much as Amycus keeps telling me what a bad idea it is and talks me out of doing it, one of these days I will wind up digging a bear filled moat around the house. Why, why do these weird things keep happening?