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Guys! I'm a real life super hero! This suit is so cool! My claws are really sharp and I can climb walls like Spiderman! And it turns purple if it hits stuff and then I can make things go BOOM and they fly away really far. It's SO COOL.

Oh my god.

While not a lot freaks me out, this definitely would. The reasoning behind it though is pretty funny. I always knew spiders were devious. I'm convinced that they totally knew what they were doing.

You all have no idea how glad I am that this whole age regression thing didn't affect me. The last thing I would want is to suddenly wake up as a kid again. I was an extremely awkward child. Just ask Sarah or Mrs. S. It is not something I want to live through again.

Gracias a Dios for UberEats. And for Amazon Prime.
I just bought so many tacos and Nerf guns!