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This is bloody hilarious! I might just have to buy one for myself, Eliot and Margo. I have a feeling that both of them would get a kick out of this too. I mean, who doesn't want a tiny penis stress reliever? Alright, so there's probably some of you who wouldn't, but I wanted to share it cause I thought that some of you would also get a kick out of it and want to get one too.

He bloody tried to send me away! After everything we'd been through together, he just sent me away. A holographic message to live my life, but how could I after everything he showed me?

So I went back. I looked into the heart of the TARDIS and saved him. I saved my Doctor. And what do have to show for it? A terrible headache and a little bit of heartache. I'll be in bed for the rest of the day.

I tried to go on a date last night and it was kind of a disaster and she got arrested.

Lady, I don't care how hot you are, if you're going to knock over a liquor store don't take your date there, especially when your date is stronger than you and can hang you from the streetlight for the cops to pick up.

So while I'm sitting on this cloud, as if I don't have a care in the world, it appears that I receive a letter from two children who are looking for a nanny. It seems to be the thing I've been waiting for as I fly down from the clouds to apply for the position! Even more, it seems that I literally blow away the competition!

I find that I've received a gift as well. Perhaps an early birthday gift? An umbrella. I must admit, as mental as it sounds, I'm tempted to see if my ability of flight has crossed over from the dreams. Such things have happened before, am I correct?