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I think it's about time I take a vacation. I can't remember the last time I did, so any recommendations as to what would be a good destination is most welcome.

I can't stop crying.  I had actually spoke to the other people in my dorm and my r.a. to make sure that they knew I was safe and my dad wasn't here with me.   I've tried breathing exercises, pretending to play a harpsichord, walking.  I guess this is my version of writing in an online diary. 

I might go to the student health center to see if they can help me.  If I can get over this anxiety of being labelled depressed or delusional - I guess that comes with the territory of being a psych student, seeing potential diagnoses everywhere.  Or maybe it comes with the dreams. 

I wish I could just be normal, only after all this time here - I'm not sure what normal is anymore.

It's Frosty time. From Wendy's. I can't decide if I want the chocolate or the vanilla. I'm taking a poll. Thoughts?

When did my children get to be so big? I don't remember being asked if this was okay. It's definitely NOT okay.

Anyone else feel like they just turned around and life flew by?

The barista at my local cafe just called me "sir." I feel like I may have been letting myself go a little bit lately, but sir? I don't think I look like a sir.

I guess it doesn't matter. My wet cap came out just fine.

I think I'm an alien.

I mean, I'm human, but the Chozo injected me with their DNA, and raised me as one of their own. My armor is a Chozo design. In my dreams I understand Chozo culture better than human culture.

This morning I woke up disoriented, the bed too soft.

Is there a... way to check and see if I've actually been altered?

So what's the spiciest food you can handle?

OHMYGOSH. I'm at 44,995 subscribers!! I just need 5 more to hit 50k! This is so exciting!

Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about TV and movies is that people pull up to places and find prime parking right in front of where they're going on the first try. Just once I'd like to see them have to circle the block like twelve times for that real estate.

Has everyone heard the recent mountain lion stories? First there was the woman who came home to find a mountain lion sleeping on her couch and when it woke up, cause her roommate came home and screamed, it ran behind the couch and slept for another six hours before it left on its own. Then there was a video of four mountain lions on someone's porch, drinking water out of a planter or something and then they just wandered off. I'm not sure where either of these things happened, but oh my god, I don't know what I'd do if I ever encountered either. I mean, aside from the taking pictures part of course. No one would believe you if you didn't take pictures.

Is there some law here that says that all club owners have to be incredibly hot that no one told me about? Because if there is - I need to find and personally thank this lawmaker.

And finally back in Orange County. Being sent back to England for an investigation is never a good thing. I really hate KGB shit. Maybe I should take out some KGB agents sometime