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I swear that this child does not understand that its mother does need to sleep should it wish to not be strangled the moment it is born. It tends to think that when I lie down, it is time to kick me or move about and thus keep me awake. I shall be most relieved once this child is born.

Oh poor, sweet Donnie. This whole Neolution thing has led us to a fertility clinic and since Beth had already been there, in the past, Alison couldn't go in with Donnie, so me and him went in, posing as prospective parents. I had to stop Donnie from acting gay, because he would have given the game away. That might still happen of course. I didn't get to see how this ends. Last thing that happened was that we were both asked for a sperm sample since we both said we were going to be the father. Alison should have going over this better with Donnie.

Before that, in my search for my real family, I found my biological half sister. Her name is Adele and she's American. Kind of makes me wonder if I have any other family out there.

So, my first time getting to see my Dad in my dreams is his vehicle crashing into the lake at camp. Just to remind everyone, my dad is the god Apollo. And said vehicle is the actual sun. So... that’s fun? At least it wasn’t him driving, and I think everyone was okay.