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God, these Dreams really piss me off. Just picturing Count D's smug little grin grinds my gears. And he's obviously doing it on purpose. I dreamed that I arrested a pickpocket, and then the Count posted bail for him. The Count claims it was because the guy bought some animal from his shop, but the hell kind of business practice is not only sell animals to homeless pickpockets but to post their goddamn bail when they're caught in the act. And the Chief's one of his customers too. Why???

He's clearly just doing this to get under my skin. Well it's not going to work, you creepy little turd.

Love the all-black theme at the Globes. It's about time.

I've seen my fair share of things that would cause regular folk to have major nightmares, and have yet to have one myself.

But I'm pretty sure I'm either cracking under the pressure or getting those Dreams everyone talks about. Either way? Not okay.