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Do they not teach the rules of dick pics anymore? You take it, you send it, you delete it from your phone so that you don’t show it to clerks who are waiting to see the coupon that you took a picture of rather than bringing it into the store. I really didn’t need to see that while working on the register tonight. Especially not before my break.

I never thought I'd be saying this but I think I need a break from the kitchen for a few hours. I just told my coworker that I still needed to do stuff to the caramel before the dessert would be ready and it took me a couple of minutes to realize why they were looking at me strange. It made sense in my head! I knew what I had to do and summing it up as 'stuff' saved time.

This has got to be the best news I've heard related to the fires.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Izzy the Dog Survives California Wildfires and Reunites with Family