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There are zombies! There are fucking zombies and I fucking killed them!!! I used magic and killed zombies! I'm not drunk enough for this!

Do these zombie things eat people? Or brains? That's what zombies do, isn't it? I'm not letting them do that to me. I'm not letting anyone do that, not with the dreams I've had. I'm armed with a rifle if anyone needs help, or has suggestions for a good roof where I could shoot from.

Part of me feels like we shouldn't even be surprised anymore when this stuff happens. We live in a vortex of weird or something.