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Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when you're eating in a restaurant or cafeteria or something and someone near you is eating something that is meant to be cut up by simply sticking their fork in it and biting pieces off it? Maybe I'm alone here, but if you have something like a chicken breast and you have a knife right on your plate, you should use it. Especially in public. Am I alone in thinking this?

Why does every suburbanite housewife that comes to my salon always want to hear about the future of her love life? I don't have to be a psychic to predict how the sessions are gonna go when one of them walks in. It's almost like they're reading from the same script. It's nuts. I saw two of them today and they both worried about the exact same things. I think that there's a metaphysical cookie cutter out there somewhere for these people.

I'm hunting for new employment. It's basically a covert operation and my boss knows nothing about it, but I am driven to get to a better workplace. I don't care if it's a gym where I won't have my own class. At least I'll still be teaching self-defense at the shelter.

I don't suppose anyone knows of any gyms that are hiring trainers?

I just had someone lecture me about being open on Easter, and not doing the 'Lord's work'.

I run a place called 'Purgatory'. Didn't he see the connection here?

In a month, we are going to have a baby.

"No, honey, you are not even fat. I don't even notice." I'm so good at saying that.

Seriously though, I am so ready.

Sorry to those who do the sparkling latte whosits (I'm still not certain what that is, or even what a latte itself is - that's not quite how we drink our coffee in Northern Ireland) but it appears you're going to be up against some stiff competition soon here. I'll bet my next paycheque that my sister will want ten of these.

At any rate, managed to give away the Shears of Destiny - to its somewhat rightful owner, at least. Now I just need to hold a yard sale for all the other junk I've received. Like a heavy black cloak from my Dark One days or a sand dollar from Neverland - they can send or receive holographic messages, which seems quite advanced for a medieval era but magic is always ahead of its time, isn't it? Though it seems kind of moot here anyway, what with the invention of mobile phones now.

Looking forward to my other brother's visit. Getting the three of us together under one roof again? Priceless.

I need some laser tag recommendations.

I want to go to there

Today happened.

I'm officially married. It's a little surreal. I still can't believe Roth and Sam showed. I thought Sam couldn't make it, since she made time for the handfasting. She's been sneaky this whole time and surprised me with Roth.

He walked me down the aisle because my father

I would just like to recognize all the other parents, guardians, and otherwise patient souls who have spent the day with a kitchen that smells like vinegar and hard-boiled eggs. I've got a dog who has a streak of green and a pool of hot pink staining his beige fur because my darling daughter knocked half the dye onto the floor when she got too excited about her purple egg being ready and forgot about all the other colors.

I also might be tapping into her college tuition fund to replace this marble countertop if the stain remover doesn't work.

Easter is stressful. Every year I think it'll be a nice quiet holiday. And every year I'm proven wrong.

Do you ever wonder if someone spiked your drink because what you're seeing in your dreams feels like some sort of ridiculous hallucination?

I woke up feeling like I'd been run over by a truck, which decided to back up and run me over again. This after I woke up the first time before promptly passing back out. I hope I'm not getting the flu or something, because I've got exactly no time for that. If these dreams don't stop

uhuhuhuhuhuuuuu (u_u)'''' mom says i need to do a few hours of study this weeekeeeend or she'll cut my allowaaance (;﹏;) mommmma why you got to be so meeean i'm doing okaaaaay

anyone want to set up a little study time with meeee? pleeeease ♥ ♥