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Last night this mountain man looking dude came into my bar and told me he was Yukon Cornelius. You know, like in that stop-motion Christmas special? Weird dude. Totally committed to the part, though. Also, it's still friggin' snowing.

Weird shit like this didn't start until I found this site. Someone wanna explain what's going on?

Question...

What do I do if my bellybutton has...changed? I, technically, still have it but it's not what it used to be. I have a quartz gem in place of it. I think it's cool but should I go to a doctor?

So...I apparently met an elf today. Two of them in fact. They said their names were Jingle and Jangle until I saw on here that other people were seeing the same kind of stuff I was starting to think I'd lost it. I kind of still think that. Does this happened a lot?

Burning down a city just because you have been rejected is not going to win you any sympathy. Then again, men who are so certain of their supposed morality against all others are not known for logic.

Also, while it is easy enough to explain why random outfits show up, it is quite a different situation to have to explain why a goat is now following you around.

So I was heading out to my car when I was startled to find what I can only assume is the abominable snowman from that Rudolph special everyone's seen as a child. He was attempting to decorate the tree outside my house. I'm grateful he's friendly, but it's still intimidating to find a twenty foot tall monster in your front yard.

If I were not used to so many strange things happening here I would have thought perhaps they'd put something in the water.