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I may have underestimated the sim troopers. Apparently, they actually do have some tactical knowledge. I wonder if the whole bumbling idiot routine isn't some kind of brilliant ruse. That, or they have some of the world's most amazing dumb luck. They managed to fucking run me down with a jeep and blow me up in a frustratingly successful attempt to rescue my hostage.

And they have Epsilon with them.

Mother. Fuckers.

Now my everything hurts.

I was half expecting the surgery I had in my Dreams last night to bleed over. No such luck. Think it'll happen on a repeat? Fingers crossed.

It appeared suddenly, I thought it might go out the way it came in.

Oh my Gosh, the beach was like, a giant Pokemon Party all day today! I got so much sun, though! I definitely should have put on more sunblock! It was bizarre seeing all those people playing on their phones, though. Bizarre and good! I kept hearing people joking and laughing with one another, making up cheers for their team colors and whatnot. The rivalry between Blue and Yellow and Red is hilarious!

So, what team is Valarnet on?

I'm beginning to lose track of how many different lives/memories those of us in Storybrooke have now. First The Enchanted Forest then Storybrooke during the curse, Storybrooke after the curse, The Enchanted Forest during the second curse and now an alternate Enchanted Forest thanks of The Author. An alternate Enchanted Forest where I was the Evil Queen. Now that was interesting. It was exactly as if Regina and I switched places. And I was controlling David and wanted Regina dead. Then I wanted Emma and Henry dead. It was interesting, but awful at the same time. Luckily, Henry saved us. Except for the part where Emma became the Dark One.

Of course, if that wasn't enough, when I woke up, the dresses I wore in the dream were in my closet. I don't think I've ever actually wear these dresses, but it's kind of cool to have them.