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What's new, Valarnet? I just heard about this place from some guy whose palm I read today. Apparently it's all the rage, so why not, right? From what I gather there's a lot of dream interpretation here which I guess is alright. Not as annoying as memes, at least.

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Anyways, on a lighter note, woke up with a joke book that's got a quantum physics book inside of it. And inside of that physics book is another joke book. There's like five iterations of this. My dreams are full of awesome gifts, holy crap.

This is kind of important, so I'll keep it brief and just stick to the facts rather than ramble:

1. If you happen to come across a glowing green pocket in wherever, please don't touch it. Instead, alert me via private message or here and I'll come close it.

2. What comes out of these pockets tend to be dangerous, they're demons, but they're relatively simple enough to kill. Even so, I'd recommend the buddy system until these rifts are closed.

3. If anyone can fly or has a way to otherwise achieve a birds-eye view of the county and can give me a general idea of where you see glowing green pockets, I'd appreciate it.

Fuck me Thank you.

Why is it easier to compose a spell than write a song?

Sometimes I really hate the people in the gym I go to.

Well not all of them. Mostly this group of three girls whom I've dubbed The Bitter Bitches. They run on the treadmill for about ten minutes and then spend the rest of their time there flirting with the guys and talking shit about the other females that go there. Today they decided I would be their talking point about how I must be anorexic because I'm there all the time and I check my weight. I was damn tempted to throw a weight at them, but managed to restrain myself.

I've been playing classical music to my pregnant belly for the last few weeks. Do you think it's true what they say and that it can potentially make babies smarter?