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Fizban's alive! In my dreams, I mean, though maybe he's alive here too and I just don't know it! I thought he died ages ago, when we were running from this red dragon that burned through the chain we were climbing down and then we were all falling to our deaths and then Fizban cast a spell that saved me and Setsun (he's a gully dwarf) but he wasn't quick enough to save himself.

But he wasn't dead after all! There was this super secret hidden valley that had Huma's tomb and a mountain that was shaped like a dragon and he was up in the dragon's head! And then he and I went off on our own private quest but I'm not allowed to talk about that.

Just like I'm not allowed to talk about the Golden woolly mammoth wooooollyy mammmooottthh D.R.A.G.O.O.L.L.Y M.A.M.M. Woolly Mammoth (though he wasn't really a woolly mammoth, he was more like a big gold woo thingy) I met when I was in Thorbardin with Flint finding the Hammer of Kharas, which Flint and Theros are using to make new dragonlances which is kind of a big deal since they haven't been made in thousands of years! Man, I wish I didn't have to keep so many secrets.

My brother and his friend dream of magic, swordplay, and dragons. I, on the other hand, get to dream of being eight years old and watching the midwife deliver my little brothers.

If my dreams consist of nothing but rubbing the feet of newborn children all night, I will scream.

I've lost track of how many dream jobs dream me has had now. I went from an aquarium to a strawberry field restaurant. Kind of wish I'd have stayed at the aquarium honestly..it was a three story one. Sometimes I got to help with penguin shows.

Someone from the Anaheim Ballet was at last night's performance! They seem to think it would be a great idea if I auditioned for their company! They do all sorts of tours. What a dream it would be to dance with them.

I lost my fucking arm--
Solas is a dickhead
Well, that was fun, but the world is in danger yet again

Now that I've sort of had a minute to process everything, I can try to put it into words. My dreams seem to be lining up with life in the waking world interestingly well - we hit the motherload of potion raids in a castle in Emprise du Lion, which was probably the most beautiful place we've traveled to. If a little (a lot) cold and craggy. Plus that oddly eerie red tint to the skies and the treeline. Figures that the dragon we encountered was immune to ice magic, there in the constant snowfall.

But I've been working on potions here too, is the thing. Regeneration, healing, and resistance to cold and fire. Some others also. I suppose that's an offer for the masses, but I can't promise they'll taste like candy.

And I'm not sure why whatever forces insist on dumping awkward furniture in my living room, because a humongous war table just really doesn't go with the 'theme.' It's also blocking the front door and currently guests need to climb on it in order to get into the house.

I don't know how so much gets packed into one dream. It's like the longest movie I've ever seen. Too much to even type long. I've got it all written down, though. Just in case. On top of that, things just keep getting more and more strange. I wasn't sure that could happen after watching my friend turn into a tree.

At least it's summer break and I've been able t enjoy myself some. I love reading at the park.

[ Private to Percy ]

What would you say if my dreams were identical to yours? Like I dreamed the same thing you did and then some.

I'm no longer without a pet! I bought a betta today along with a fishbowl and food. He won't take a lot of upkeep so he's my ideal pet. I named him Blue because I lack creativity.

Nope. No. This is not happening. If I say no enough times, maybe it'll stop

I feel like I've turned in about a million job applications already. Even if I know it's definitely not even close to that many.