In continuing the fine tradition of giving me items
after I could have used them, my dreams finally gave me my armor. More specifically, I woke up with it on. I may or may not have been stuck in it for the past three days.
Yeah, ok, I was stuck in it for the past three days.
The upside is that my helmet synced up to every piece of electronic equipment I own, so I can use it to text, check email and post stupid network updates. The downside is that in the process of getting it off, I discovered that I also have the armor's special ability and proceeded to fry every piece of said electronic equipment with an EMP. Also...probably every piece of electronic equipment on the floor my apartment is located on.
This post coming to you live from an undisclosed location, where I'll probably be hiding out until my neighbors no longer want to kill me.