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Did anyone watch the puppy bowl? Eeeee! That was my favorite part of the night!

Jesus christ on a bike pedaling to mass on a sunday you guys weren't kidding about these fucked up dreams.

A bunch of friends were up at my family's cabin for a party. You know, no parents, lots of booze. And these assholes who were supposed to be our friends played a prank on my little sister.

She ran out into the woods, and our other sister went after her. Fuck it was winter, it was cold.

No one found them.

All because of some fucking prank, my sisters went missing. I was passed out, I couldn't

do anything

fuck

Just a warning: I've set up cameras. Whoever is pilfering my Thin Mints will be caught and brought to justice.

So, what exactly is in the water here? Why am I dreaming about weird shit now? Because last I checked, I don't howl at the moon, my family didn't die in some tragic fire, and I'm not being hunted by crazies. I had to text Laura, just in case