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so i'm supposed to talk about my dreams, yes? alright here we go. i woke up missing a hand, it was a bit awkward.

there is absolutely nothing to do during the day when you're laid up in a hospital bed, drugged, and not wearing much beneath the thin gown. it's also bloody freezing.

i've taken to learning new medical terms and using them in conversations multiple times, counting how many. today's is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia which is really the term for an ice cream headache. the nurses are quite impressed.

and now i'm giving up on typing one-handed so

forgot where i was going with that anyway

This weekend I'm volunteering in a toy drive at, [location]. As if I don't do enough already, but I can't not help with things like this at this time of the year. They're looking for more volunteers, so if anyone wants to come by, they'd be happy to have you. Also, if anyone wants to donate, they'd like that too.

Donations are also welcome at the shelter as well.

A friend sent me this

It's hilarious on multiple levels.