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In this time of weirdness, I thought I'd provide some virtual (adorable) relief:

I absolutely love having the kiddos at home, but nothing is sacred with babies in the house.

That said, please do keep in mind that I'm a trained professional with years of experience working with big cats. Please, for the love of god, don't go on Craigslist or whatever and try to buy a lion. Really dumb idea. Leave it to the professionals.

I don't recommend running around on a rooftop right now. Ow.

Last night I dreamed I possessed something called the Power Cosmic. I think, today, it would probably be...useful.

As per usual, anyone looking to keep from getting swallowed up by the nastiness going on outside, my bar's open for shelter should it become necessary. It's getting to be a tad bit more a problem than it had been recently, and if it's the end of the world, best be getting some drinks in before it hits.

I've never put so much dressing on a salad in my life. It still turns to ash in my mouth.

The sky indeed looks dreadful.

The tarp that I put over my flower garden over the last few days doesn't seem to be much help today. =( The weather's been so strange the last few days, but today... I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. This is awfully scary, isn't it? I hope everyone's staying safe and warm.

I miss the sun.

For once I'm kind of glad something bat shit crazy is happening outside. It's keeping my mother from coming out here. Ever since I got outed to my father, she's been wanting to come out here. Talking to my father about this was unpleasant enough. I don't need to discuss it with my mother too.

Doing whatever I could to help in this situation has been good though cause it's distracted me from everything else.

I've taken about a thousand pictures of everything that's happening. It's fascinating, simply fascinating. I'm being very careful about not saying it's cool, because I've come to understand that it's causing a lot of problems. I've heard plenty of things and places vanishing, and I don't know if it's actually hurt anyone, and I know a lot of people are just acting terrible during this whole thing.

So no, it's very much not cool, but it is fascinating.

I don't know what is going on, the readings I'm getting from the lab (by the way, thank you Stark Industries for having so many cool things) are just... they don't make any damn sense. I mean they also make perfect sense, because of course, but that's essentially a black hole. In our sky. We should all be dead, theoretically, but maybe this is what happens when you get sucked into a black hole or a planet. Maybe... and it is very theoretically possible that, to the rest of the universe we're one giant streak of energy frozen on the edge of event horizon; instead, though, in reality we're here, actually living inside of a Black Hole.

And maybe that explains why there's so many things happening around us; whether it's the reason so many things are vanishing.

I'm sure someone's already thought about it, I'm just super curious about this.

I woke up today and I could feel things.

Fear, confusion, worry...all of them. But they weren't my feelings. And God it hurts to feel so much.

I want it all to just be a nightmare

I want it to stop

The sky's kind of pretty in an awful end of the world sort of way. All of the squirrels that could fit into my apartment are here with me, and a couple of crows who I'm told are being really gossipy. Thank god squirrels eat everything, I ran out of nuts hours ago and Tippy-Toe won't let me go outside.