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Oh. When it rains it pours, I guess. More dreams last night, and... yeah. Epic battles where I showed off my amazing archery skills and caught the attention of some pretty big names. Spider-Woman kept calling me Hawkeye, and then Cap picked up on it. So I've got a new code name. It's for real this time.

Hawkeye. Like the great I'm keeping it. Cap says so.

It's pretty usual for people to wake up with injuries or whatever from dreams here, right? Because I definitely have a brand burned into my arm that wasn't there last night.

Also, the ancient Romans were fucking assholes.

Oh my God Pokemon ate my life again.

Hello, world. I forgot you existed.

Catch me up on what I missed?

My friend back in New York sent me this picture via text this morning. Crazy times!