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I can see the babies moving around in my stomach. It is equal parts amazing and creepy. Like they're both tiny ninjas or something because they are constantly pushing and kicking. I think they're ready to come out into the world.

Speaking of their birth, I would like to have a baby shower with people from the network. I know it's slightly late notice, but would the 18th work for people? It's not terribly formal, but it's open for anyone that would like to attend even if we don't know each other. This is a good way for Anakin and I to meet more of you.

I think I'm rather glad to have been passed over this weird O.C. phenomena but if it's anything like the last, hang in there. It should only last a short while for those effected.

If anyone needs someone to run errands for them I don't mind it. Drop me a line if you don't want to go out with your new friend.

Stopped by the office today to find there was a service dog training camp happening. Couldn't resist taking a picture of these two.

( Not for the faint of heart. )

Back to blogging... from a phone. Not enjoyable at all utilising this keyboard. Was told off for not remaining 'connected' by a colleague, so here I am. Doubt I'll have anything beyond the upsetting news about bananas to offer, but I'll give it another go all the same.

John Smith! Call me Doctor, if you like. Did earn a degree for it, after all. Hate to miss the opportunity to overuse such an important title.

The only thing worse than being stuck with someone is also dreaming while you're with someone. I may have screamed a couple times in my dreams. Thank god I'm not sharing a bed with this poor guy because I also apparently thrashed around while I was fighting in my dreams.

I dreamt that some bad things happened at our school and I decided to take Lissa and run away from everything. We spent a couple yeras trying to blend in with humans and such before we finally got caught. she also drank my blood and the guy who came to take us back to school was oddly attractive. dream feelings are awkward

Inspired by my Pinterest Christmas Board, I'm making Cinnamon-and-Applesauce ornaments. But, Audrey, I know you're thinking, Christmas is like, two months away! And it is. But these ornaments smell like heaven, and can freshen the air of everything from a locker to a car. Or anything else you can think of!

Besides, cinnamon is one of those autumn spices. These little babies will continue releasing the beautiful cinnamon-y scent until New Year's Eve--moneyback guarantee!

Come on by Baxter Bakery, have a Pumpkin Spice Sparkling Latte and pick up an ornament to hang from the rearview mirror in your car. You won't regret it.

So, I won at Mario Kart. It's kind of nice having a house full of people to play games with. Our anniversary celebrations will have to wait, as Kev and I don't really want to celebrate with Musketeers filling the living room. And Peter, too, who is a sweetheart but not a Musketeer.

I'm just glad the boys were kind enough to let me win at Mario Kart. It meant a lot.

And Cindy, I'm terribly sorry that Aramis has been following me to work. But I've personally witnessed him single-handedly upselling multiple pairs of shoes to multiple customers. He's better at this sales thing than ... anyone I've ever seen.

I'll be glad when this is over and I've got the place to myself again, but it's actually been very fun.

Well, I guess this is a normal thing. Or not a normal thing, but an OC thing which is like a normal thing now. I wasn't sure I was going to be able to take a piss without dragging her along.

I don't think this is going over big with my girlfriend.

I'm thinking of writing a book about the odd happenings of Orange County. Given the frequency and variety of strange experiences this place seems to be quite singular in the world and I feel it would be an amazing tale to document for others to read!

If anyone would like to share their stories with me then I can be found at Gray's Bookstore just around the corner from Baxter's Bakery nearly every day.