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And the dreams strike again. Well new ones. The others seemed to be on repeat or something.

I was front page news. The mayor framed me and somehow I didn't see that coming. And its not my first mug shot. Then she had me evicted from the hotel I was staying in. And she put a boot on my car. Then tricked me into telling her I thought my son Henry was crazy where he could over hear.

This woman is beyond evil. No wonder Henry thinks she's the Evil Queen.

I know the car I want.

No. Make it the car I need.

I know what my next project will be.

I think I need to get back into boxing again. I'm looking for something active to do. And then I can hit things. Can anyone recommend a good gym or trainer?

I can't believe its back to school already. That three day weekend went by too fast.

[Vanessa]
Thanks for inviting me to your family picnic. I had a lot of fun. Even if I thought you were inviting me over to take advantage of me!

Home. Got to go home last night.

Not so bad as Porthos made it sound.

Strange dreams at the hospital. About self flogging? I dreamt in Latin. And poems with 400 one-syllable stanzas, recited in a minute.

Headaches are so fun when I can't seem to find any advil in the entire office. I'm pretty sure there is some in the vending machine, but I think it's doing this on purpose. It's taken my money twice today already before lunch time and is taunting me with treats dangling over the edge that just won't fall and rightfully should be mine.

I've created a blue print of how to properly attack the machine at sundown but there are flaws in it. Several minor. Not limited to being crushed by said machine.


..I need a proper assignment or something.

So over the weekend my beautiful girlfriend Kate asked me to marry her and I said yes!!!

I am ridiculously happy and completely excited! So if I can't stop grinning on the weather report this afternoon you all know why.

So, talking about your dreams seems to be a thing you do here.

Had the weirdest dream last night. One of those dreams that are so real that you think it might be actually happening. And I swore I woke up with aches and pains in places I don't usually have aches and pains. Must be getting old.

I know they say that when you dream you're a superhero it's supposed to be some kind of wish fulfillment.

I don't know anyone who would want to be this guy.

Also not sure how I feel about the name.

Hawkeye.

I'm not even from Iowa.

It looks like I'm going abroad for a few days for a new assignment. Is there anyone willing to be paid to feed and play with my kittens? I hate boarding them when we just settled into this place. It'll only be a couple days and they're good kittens.

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I have an outie belly button. It popped out. This is so weird! But the baby's definitely in there, growing and swimming around. Merlin can regularly feel him or her moving now, and so can I. Obviously. Still having cravings. God, do I want tuna. And feta. Things I can't have!

I was aware I'd put on a few pounds, but after getting on the scale just now... let's just say I'll be starting up a morning jogging routine. Maybe an evening one, as well.

And should definitely keep the donut shop off the route.