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Got invited out tonight. Ended up staying way later than expected. Pretty sure I managed to polish off a bottle of rum on my own. Kept trying to leave and kept having drinks forced on me (well. "forced"). Ugh thinking about it makes me feel sick. Good thing pizza is on the way. :p

(PS the more I sit here not drinkering the more drunker I get. #notevensorry)

Incredibly glad I wasn't hit by this...insanity. I would hate to have had breasts. Just all sorts of awkward and wrong. Plus, poor Nessie would have been confused.

Oh, thank God.

So that thing is tonight and we're all getting ready to go for dinner. And my sister Arista took this dumb picture of me because I don't even know. Apparently she thinks I'm "super cute and should dress up, like, all the time."

(Also PS I'm glad guys are guys and girls are girls again. Things were starting to get mega confusing around here.)

I never saw myself as the CEO of a company growing up. There are times when I really miss the 'normal' stuff.