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May 27th, 2014


[info]womanwithastory
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[info]womanwithastory
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Strike one.

Don't sign up for internet dating if you're married and looking for something on the side. It's gross.

[info]dewitt
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[info]dewitt
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What the actual fuck just happened.

[info]amongthebravest
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[info]amongthebravest
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Oh. My God. I'm not certain there's any phrase in any of the languages I know to quite describe, exactly, what is even happening.

[info]hisbestgal
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[info]hisbestgal
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What.

When I went to bed I had the right parts. How did I wake up like this? This is not even remotely possible, right?

[Private to Nick Fury]
Is this a good excuse for not coming in today? Or do I just come in and we explain it away?

[info]anoriginal
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[info]anoriginal
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Well this certainly makes for an interesting morning. I am so past the point of trying to figure this out. My poor daughter is going to be so confused.

At least I make an attractive man.

[info]flipstheswitch
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[info]flipstheswitch
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Fuck, no. This cannot happen. Seriously. Fuck the OC practical jokes.

I have finals and no time to be my own sub. I also have a hot fiancé in my bed and this does not do it for me. Not at all, so fuck this. I like tits, I don't want them. Let's get that clear. I was not looking forward to waking up missing vital body parts.

[info]shadowcat
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[info]shadowcat
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Glad to see I'm not alone.

[info]justonemorelie
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[info]justonemorelie
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One question.

WHY THE FUCK AM I A CHICK!?

[info]thedemonlo
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[info]thedemonlo
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Apparently I'm only truly ginger if I've got tits.

Good to know.

[info]toitshour
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[info]toitshour
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But how do I pee without getting it on myself? Because it's uh. Not cooperating.

[info]astolenrelic
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[info]astolenrelic
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Upon waking, I was rather concerned that this all had something to do with the gender change in my dreams. I see now it appears to be an Orange County phenomenon. Alarming how relieved I am at that.

Of course I have absolutely nothing to wear. I may not be very large normally but even my usual clothes drape a bit. I'm going to have to alter a few things, I feel. At least until I find something proper to wear.

[info]littleshiva
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[info]littleshiva
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This is the last thing that I need right now.

[info]mister_wisdom
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[info]mister_wisdom
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The last thing I wanted to cope with this morning, was waking up with tits. That's why I'm smoking. Copiously. While wearing a spook suit.

The entirety of Orange County can sod off and die. Preferably in a fire.

[info]courfeyraccoon
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[info]courfeyraccoon
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Oh dear.

[info]godplaysdice
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[info]godplaysdice
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So.

My girlfriend is now my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend is now my ex-girlfriend, Mini-claws is still on the loose (and possibly male, good luck figuring that shit out Cerberus!), and my daughter is getting on a spaceship in a few days, to be raised somewhere far away from here.

Time for some fucking alcohol.

[info]nicelikethat
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[info]nicelikethat
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Public Service Announcement


[info]nicelikethat
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OOC Note: This PSA is The Agency's cover-up for the recent Game Wide Plot, and is for those who are Hard Opted-Out

Around midnight this very early morning/late yesterday evening, it came to the attention of local authorities that hallucinogens may have been carelessly tossed into Orange County's water supply.

If you're seein' weird shit like your best girl friend suddenly becoming a male? You may be affected by this. Please do NOT go to a local hospital, as they will be woefully unable to help you. Instead, drink plenty of bottled water and get some exercise to flush the drugs from your system, and try to take it easy. Local shelters have been provided with a metric shitload of clean, bottled water to provide you with.

Thank you for your time.

[Agency Assets, Employees, Contacts]
Alright, sound off. Who woke up with parts they didn't have before? I know Carter's effected, but like Hell am I sorting through all of these posts.

[info]nostraygrenades
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[info]nostraygrenades
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I'm kind of starting to love this place.

[info]chassit
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[info]chassit
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Judging by the semi informative posts, the OC has changed some peoples' genders. If anyone is in need of male clothing, I have some extra.

[info]the_wolverine
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[info]the_wolverine
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Still not the most fucked up thing to ever happen to me.


Vel

I'll be awhile.

Won't be comin' home right after, will need to clean shit off.

[info]greyhoundsix
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[info]greyhoundsix
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I've never been more happy to have a day off.

[info]warmingcrystal
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[info]warmingcrystal
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Well then. Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school.

DM TO OBI-WAN
Hey I've got a few questions about these weird dreams, if you have a minute.

[info]abitwitchy
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[info]abitwitchy
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I'm really confused about what's going on. People are talking about changing genders, but how is that possible? Is this all one big late April Fool's joke or something?

[info]_kili_
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[info]_kili_
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THIS WAS UNEXPECTED.

I'm sorry I had to call into work, today! I tried test drawing the bow but...there's things there that aren't supposed to be there that I'm not used to!

I'm going to spend the day under the blankets, playing shooty games.

[info]jokeshopgirl
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[info]jokeshopgirl
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I think I burned my hand while hard boiling eggs. Not sure if I should go see the doctor. Definitely not worth an ER trip. Too much fuss. I should call my sister-in-law. She's a nurse, she'll know what to do. But that means admitting that I did something so stupid as to burn myself while boiling eggs.

Quite the conundrum. Also, typing this hurt a lot.
[info]loveishere
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[info]loveishere
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I had the weirdest dreams where after my parents passed, Dad left me this hologram making computer that had remote generators embedded in an earring. And we used it to make me this alternate identity so we could have a band. Kimber, you played keyboards.

I don't even know what to do with this information.

[info]exshieldagent
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[info]exshieldagent
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This is pretty crazy. Everything I'm reading about on this network. If there's anyone who's in a different body than they were in yesterday, who wants to share his or her experience and wouldn't mind a strange lady asking tons of questions... I'll buy you a drink. Purely to satisfy my own curiosity and not as a means to any sort of end.

[info]illbeanyone
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[info]illbeanyone
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I'd give anything to be able to just...change.

[info]obi1
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[info]obi1
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Check, check... Luxurious beard still in position. All is well.

[info]devilsluck
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[info]devilsluck
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I have a slight problem. Well two problems that were not there before. Technically three?

[info]oflions
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[info]oflions
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Nessie, Bella and I are enjoying a quite night in watching Frozen. I do believe Nessie is quite taken with Olaf.

[info]vamptestsubject
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[info]vamptestsubject
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Well Zelda and Caroline, I must say, you girls can throw one hell of a party, even one that is last minute. Well done ladies. I tip my hat to the both of you.