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According to a few of my colleagues, this is quite the place to be and to meet people. And so, ever the social butterfly, here I am.

Allow me to introduce myself: my name is James Hook, but those of you I consider friends are free to call me Jas.

I'm a lawyer here in sunny California, though I originally hail from the rather less than sunny London area.

Pleased to meet all of you, I'm quite sure.

Well, this is certainly... interesting.

So it appears I'm not immune to these dreams after all.

Being accused, arrested and pardoned all in one dream was quite an experience.

I woke up because I was having a nightmare and this is not my body.

Okay this is screwed up!

While I have grown to resent a lot of things in my life, being fifteen years old was certainly near the top of the list . Sufficient to say, being fifteen again is not how I planned starting my day. This is a cruel joke, Orange County, even from you.

Something tells me I'm not leaving my house for a few days.

And you guys thought I was weird. Seriously, what's going on?

The school is going to start wondering why I've called out so much lately. Suffice to say, I can't go looking like I did when I was nineteen. And to make matters worse, Sirius is roughly eleven years old again, but unlike me, he thinks he's a child. Honestly, I could think of many things I could do at the moment, being nineteen again and none of them involve babysitting Sirius.

Well, I'm still welsh in my dreams. But other than that they are fairly tame. There was something about an enclave and a shadowhunter but it wasn't very clear.

I've heard people get stuff from their dreams sometimes around here, what about magic and stuff? Do they come through too? Like if you get cursed with a tail or something would that happen here as well? Bet that would be hard to explain.

I don't want the demon curse to follow me here. I can't let people get hurt because of me

Happy April Fool's Day...

I feel like death. HAHAHA.

I'm staying home for a few days. It's a good thing I'm not 15 again.

The surf was perfect this morning. I loved it. I really need to get out there more often before my day begins. It just always makes the day better. Or maybe even a run. Anybody know any good routes out in the Long Beach area?

I think I kind of love it here already. It's nice not to be travelling around all the time and staying with my brother and his boyfriend is a great bonus. They suggested I try this out since people were really friendly and I don't know anybody here.

My name's Lucy and I've been travelling since finishing school in the UK. I hope everybody has a great day x

If anyone needs me... I'm home. Safe and home. And my sister is coming to take care of me.

I feel weird. Took me forever to type this. One finger at a time.

Please tell me it'll wear off soon?

I won't be in to work today. I'm afraid to drive. I might get pulled over, and how would I explain this??

April 1 is my least favourite day of the entire year. I'm not good enough with pranks to get anyone, and I'm way too gullible for my own good.

Nope, I think I'll stay at home where my trauma can be limited to phone calls from my mother and jackass friends.

Wow, I aged up super hot. Go me.

[Filtered to Elsa?]
Your sister is Anna right? I thought you may want to be informed she's trying to use a car to get chocolate. As a 3 year old..What is my life

[Aramis, Athos, and Porthos]
Tell me you lot aren't children?

MY HANDS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ANY WORK DONE!!!!!

People claiming to be different ages than they normally are.... Is this some kind of elaborate April Fool's trick?

I come back from a vacation overseas and everything has gone to hell it seems. It would be rather appropriate falling on the first of April though, wouldn't it?

[Filtered to Maia]
I do hope you're doing alright and haven't regressed too much in age. Though one usually wishes they were youthful again, don't they?

Everyone's going on about being older or younger and I'm dreaming about being a viking. This place is all sorts of fucked up, isn't it?

I'm old. Like super old. As in, I just got escorted out of my own company's building by security old.

I'm almost as old as my dad.

This is so wrong.