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My mum's at it again. Now that I'm single, she says, I need a little bit of help being "inspired to wake up".

So she got me this bloody thing. That's not worksafe, by the by, and also incredibly mental even for my mother.

Does anyone wish to swap parents for a month or so?

Hello, my darlings! Isn't this simply wonderful. I have arrived!

Yes, I'm back in town. I got married, which is awesome. I'm going by Gaz Membrane Garnier, but if you say Gaz Membrane, I'm not going to get mad at you or anything. Unless you do something really fucking stupid after that.

No, I'm not doing Samus again for SDCC. I went as her for three years, it's time to put the armor away. I think I might go as the starter set of DK gear from WoW. That'll be fun to build.

I never thought Canadians were such bastards. A ship full of cannibal rats heading for my country?

There are nights when a guy just needs a drink.

I'd like the name of a doctor good at treating dream related injuries. Cause the normal ones will all think I'm nuts but I need help.

What does one do when one's first anniversary falls on Valentine's Day? Something extravagant, I expect, and I fully plan on that, he deserves it.

But I'm just not sure what to do. A nice dinner, of course, and I've a few little gifts in mind for him. But I want to make the day really special for the two of us, so I'm open to suggestions and opinions. Especially from Robert's friends, of course.