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If you don't think that this is the best sketch of any variety show ever then you're wrong. I could watch this all the time and never get tired of it.

Anyone know of a good place around here that offers boxing? I kind of miss fighting hitting things hitting the gym and going a few rounds.

Bears. Ah've run into Gators. And Cougars. But never a bear. That was... interestin'.

I think I desperately need to get out of my house. I cannot handle the silence as well as I had hoped this week. Anyone want lunch on me? I think human contact is needed.

I won't lie, I used to more or less ignore all this dream talk you all go on about. But now I think I might have joined the ranks, so to speak.

Strange things, aren't they.

Wanted: a new brain. Or enough booze to wipe away the fact that I just sat through a TLC special called The Man With the 132lb Scrotum.

Guess what it was about.

I need to go hug my groin.

Spent the weekend in LA with my father. It's interesting to note the difference between the two areas. School officially begins on Tuesday, though university classes started this past week.

[Filter to Penelope Garcia]

Whenever you're available for lessons, I'd be more than happy to start up with them. It'll be a pleasant discussion from these dreams. As I said, I don't think it's possible to die if you've died in your dreams as I'm, technically, already dead in mine. But apparently, the after life isn't so peaceful in my world.
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[Filter to Tessa, other shinigami (Renji, Gin, Yachiru, Yumichika)]

I suppose I should introduce myself, as we seem to know each other in the other world. I'm not certain if we know each other well, though. I'm Toshiro Hitsugaya. In this world, I'm just a student, attending university and high school, who spends his free time at a karate dojo. Who are all of you, here?
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So hey, does anyone know a good landscaper? My girlfriend wants to have a garden done in the back so we can grow stuff. And these hands don't have green thumbs. I couldn't grow grass if I tried.

Edit: Sorry, I'm Kevin Flynn, by the way, and my girlfriend's Rachel. We just moved into town and I just happened to see this place here cruisin' for info on the area. Looks like a pretty happenin' community here.

I hate when long weekends go by super fast and by Monday night you feel like you didn't do anything all weekend. I mean, all I did, mostly was get the rest of my books, went looking for a job again and then hung out with Annabeth for awhile. And now it's Monday night and I've got class tomorrow. At least it's only four days of classes this week.

Okay, I have to make it clear I am not asking for myself, but I wanna know. Any of you law enforcement types ever heard of a new street drug called V?