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I just realized -- I've been on this forum for a while now and have never introduced myself. I'm sorry for my poor manners -- I'm Tulio D'Cline, husband of Miguel, who some of you will already know. I think the most interesting thing about me right now is that I've just acquired two kittens -- I believe Miguel made a post about them a couple days ago. The good news is, we have finally named them! Ghost and Shadow are going to grow up to be the ninjaiest cats.

This is the best day of my rotten life. I found this in a bin.

1. Dirt and worms and mud are YUMMY and it is fun to eat them. As many times as possible.
2. Yorkies are something to be terrified of. So are Chihuahuas. And apparently that little Corgi mix.
3. Don't wear white shoes if you don't want them totally ruined.
4. It is apparently acceptable to pull your human into the cars that your doggie friends arrive in so that you can greet them right away.
5. Humans always should bring treats for EVERYBODY. Because you and your friends can tell when they don't have enough and it makes everybody cry.
6. The fountain isn't JUST for dogs to run in. Pull your human too.
7. The crazy lady with the diaper bag full of doggie items really IS as insane as your human said. Her talk about "Benjamin's meat and gluten allergies" proved THAT.
8. Collars are stupid and to be slipped out of at all costs.
9. It's much more fun to chase your friends than anything else.
10. Playing hard makes it so much more worth your nap in the car on the way back home.

...So Monte (Montagnard and if you get that, we should hang) and I are getting along pretty well then, everything considered. The first couple of nights trying to sleep with him in my face took getting used to, cause he takes up A LOT of room. Like a hundred twenty five pounds worth and growing lot of room, and he is gonna have to sleep on his own bed when I have people over, but he's quite the good boy for being so big and I haven't had a lot of trouble managing yet. Even so, I'm gonna have to get him to a class before too long I think. I don't want him getting bad habits and just ruining everything we've managed so far, but at least we're starting out strong, right?

Enfin. Tonight is the night. My debut in opera. I'm excited that it's in my mother tongue, as well - Micaëla is a brilliant part, and Carmen is a truly fantastic opera. I am thrilled, but also absolutely full to the brim with fear! Shall I disgrace myself and country by ruining "Je dis que rien ne m'epouvante"? Or shall I soar above the footlights?

Mes gentilhommes Joly and Aigle, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, anyone of our Amis, I hope some of you will attend, though the dress for an evening at the opera has sadly declined since the 1830s. In the simplest sense, I would be grateful.

Mademoiselle Lecter, I have left tickets for you and your papa at the will-call; I hope with my whole heart that the company and I do not disappoint!

Seeing humanity through an alien's eyes has to be one of the strangest things about my dreams... everything seems so different. I'm not even touching the 'also a girl' thing

I can't stop coughing.

Where am I?

Got your TOWEL?

We are going on an ADVENTURE perfect for all the hoopy froods and froodettes out there. And we might turn into penguins, but we'll very well have tea.

Who's in?

The more I dream, the more I enjoy it. Very interesting, if I do say so myself. (Though I suspect some people out there might feel some apologies are in order.)

I mean. I understand how some of these things my dream self has done might look bad, after all.

I NEED THINGS TO DO AT PLACES WITH THE PEOPLE!

WHO IS WITH ME!

So, if anyone here cares? Me and Minako got engaged. Some of you might have heard from her insane radio show. But if you didn't, there's that.

Even my dreams are bad, these days. How can I ignore them so they won't bother me. I want to, they don't mean anything. And so what if people are mean in them? It doesn't mean they'd be mean to me in real life.

( trigger warnings: suicidal thoughts )

He doesn't want me either. He said that I'm a junkie and a failure and it's no wonder my parents didn't want me...that my sister would be ashamed if she'd lived that I'm gonna end up being a junkie on the streets. I don't...

I need a pill. SO badly.

So... I wonder who will come with me. I leave for Paris in to days. And I only have my girlfriend to come with me. I need three other people to fill the first class tickets I purchased.

Hello, Valarnet. A friend recommended this place to me and I thought why not? My name's Match, and I'm a model and an aspiring writer. I've got one book out and hopefully will follow with more.

I'm starting classes at UoC: Irvine, this fall, and have lived around here most of my life. I just wanted to pop on, say hello, and see what sorts are hanging about on here.

I think I'm about as peace with my father's passing as I can get.

God I'm stressing out so much. The flowers I need for the flower bouquets are late for delivery. The cake is being scrapped because the company wont do the order because of oven breaking and they are behind as it is.


I can't find a priestess who will do a hand tying ceremony and combine it with Japanese traditions. The caterer canceled and I'm needing to find a new one. Excuse me whilst I go panic.

What do you get a girl that you don't think would go for the usual flowers when you want to surprise them?

There are plenty more important things to worry about than relationships.

Guess who got an internship with Disney this summer?

Well shit. If I'd have seen the signs, breaking up with her wouldn't have made me feel so guilty leading up to it.

Still, is it terrible to ask for a one night stand tonight?

A wam, bam, thank you ma'am(Or sir?) tonight?