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No, really, the dreams where I'm using my awesome computer superpowers to help track down serial killers and arsonists and rapists and ick can stop at any time now. It's enough to give a girl insomnia.

I have a small problem.

First, the modeling thing is not it. The photoshoot proofs are back. They made me look great, not that I doubted it.

Second, I'm graduating in a month. That's another good thing.

[Filtered away from Clary]
Third, I have a date for the prom. Now the dilemma: I DON'T DANCE. I love music, but I have two left feet.

I've promised my daughter to take her dress shopping soon, in anticipation of either prom or a formal dinner, and I must admit my first findings are shocking.

Having tentatively embarked on the grand adventure that is prom dress shopping on the internet, I've found that most of the options for young ladies these days are either incredibly revealing or have enough rhinestones to satisfy any Vegas show girl. Or both.

Perhaps my tastes are simply too old fashioned, being a three piece suit and pocket square man myself, but I'm looking for something simple and elegant. Is this entirely out of the question for girl's fashion, these days?

How do you possibly forget something you've seen that's been burned into your retinas and you want it to go away?

So, this is going to sound weird. Has anyone out there dreamed that they have a bonus soul riding with them in the dreams?

I wonder if it'll make me weird when I'm awake.