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There are a lot of you out there in the show business so I figured I'd let you all know that we're holding auditions for several guest roles on my show this coming season. We start filming again next month. If you're interested let me know and I'll give you the exact details.

And before I go back to work I need some fun! Where are my friends? My brothers? Fred, George, Harry? I'm looking at you lot first though I won't turn down fun with anyone.

Who doesn't love impromptu vacations? I completely forgot I was supposed to be in New York this coming weekend for a competition. I mean I did not forget about the competition but for some reason it felt like it should be more than a week away.

Anyone been to Hawaii this time of year? I think I need a proper vacation once I get back. It is between there or somewhere in the Caribbean or maybe Greece.

I know this will sound weird, especially since I'm me, but I can't wait for summer. I'm starting college soon, so it'll be my last real summer vacation ever. (I'm going to go to summer school, I want to knock my BS out in three years.)

So this summer I'm doing nothing. I'm goofing off and drinking overpriced coffee drinks and sitting with my boyfriend and kicking his ass in Bananagrams.

I'm finally back on the day shift. I'm very excited to be even though it's messing with my sleep schedule. Working over night was awful though.

Also is it weird to have those kinds of dreams that feel weird where you're out on a date with someone? A totally normal date? Even though I think he was a bit gay.

I am confused by some American music. Some of it is the same as the music I am used to, but some of it is ... loud. It seems to be all bass, and if there are any lyrics, they are usually about 'booty.' Is this music or parody, or perhaps performance art?

I feel like I've been so busy with just school, and volunteering. I think I need a good old fashioned party to go to.

I just received an invitation to this network, and thought I would say hello. My name is Oyama Yuriko - my first name is Yuriko. I come from Japan, but now I live in Santa Ana. I am an interpreter at the Asian Pacific American Immigration Center downtown. If anyone ever needs a Japanese to English interpreter or translator I would be happy to help.

I've done nothing today but sit at home, locked away in my piano room. Plunked out a melody that's been stirring in my head (since all these dreams started, I keep getting these odd rushes of inspiration).

It's not much, but I'm quite pleased with it, either way. Just a quick something-or-other I had to pen down.

Hullo, all. I just got invited to this network. I'm Sebastian Vael; I'm from Scotland, over in the States working for my father's company. My father is a Scottish peer, but I hope you lot will at least get to know me before writing me off as a complete posh idiot. I'm only half of one, you see. Hehe.

Holy humidity, Batman, is it me or are we having a really sticky spring? I know April showers bring May flowers, but April smog just makes a girl's hair wilt.

Heya, cats and kittens. I've been told I need to get out of my cave office more, so here I am. Getting out of my office while being in it. I'm Garcia.

Hello everyone!

Right, you might not know me. My name's Dr. Troy--wait, I think I've done this bit. Yes, I have. Still brilliant meeting all of you! Last time, and this time, and future times!

I'm sure we'll share a cup of tea, or some jammie dodgers. Love a Jammie Dodger. Can't seem to get them anywhere around here though, a bit depressing, but no matter.

Just had a bowl of three packages of Top Ramen! Fantastic meal, and for so cheap. Fascinating stuff really, and was a great meal while watching Antique Road Show.

That being said, it gave me a great idea! I have brilliant things, so much brilliant things I thought I'd hold a gala, or event, or something of the sort to show off the brilliant things I have collected. I have what might actually be a primitive toothbrush device from Ancient Sumeria. Granted, I'm not entirely sure that that is what it was used for, it could be something more. Still, looks very toothbrushy.

Anyway! It wouldn't be my centerpiece, of course, I have far more brilliant things for that.

I don't know when the gala is, but I have reserved time at the museum; just, I may require donations in order to fund the gala. Not sure, working on that, until then exciting!

Excelsior and things!