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Alright, found a link on a friend's Facebook of Michiru. Don't know if any of you have ever heard of her, or seen her, but her music is fantastic. Amazing violinist. I mean, I'm no music major, but I do happen to listen to plenty and my mother knew a lot about--nevermind.

All I know is it's fantastic, and even more so? Michiru is absolutely beautiful as well. New favorite musician, potentially woman as well. I've been listening to her stuff for a few days now, and I can say without a doubt I love her. Remarkable.

I'd give my Playstation 3 to meet this girl (you have no idea how much that PS3 means to me? So, you know, it's a big deal.).

They think I need more publicity.

So. I'm clearly not here for the sanity.

owwww I think I broke my ass


For the record, it's ridiculously difficult to ice your bottom.

I think I've fallen asleep twice already. I slept on the plane, I thought that would be enough! So much jetlag.

I miss my bed~

So I have a kinda sorta random and unexpected gig coming up... three days a week for the next month.

How to explain this one? ...actually, it's sort of embarrassing. I was goofing on this piano at Smyth's fancypants department store -- and someone heard me. He owns a fancypants hotel in Tustin. He wants me to come and play Christmas songs on his fancypants grand in the lobby.

I'm still trying to figure out why I said yes. I think I just miss the piano. You know? Meh, maybe I'm alone there, missing pianos.

...I have to shave and get a haircut and wear a tux. Oh brother.

Actually, this grumpy attitude is all a put on. I'm pretty excited!!

So, just for curiosities sake, how many people are running around getting married?

I swear it's like there's a run on it.

WEASLEYS! HONORARY WEASLEYS AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE THAT KNOWS BILL!

Lets have a birthday party Thursday night to celebrate! I'll get the cake, well mum will, and the rest of you bring the presents. No this isn't a surprise party either. My brother is getting old, he can't handle surprises as much any more. We won't risk giving him a heart attack.

What do you lot say?

No Bill, you don't have a choice in the matter. You are actually home for your birthday this time so we should celebrate!

My kid's a fucking MORON.

And grounded for the next twelve years, which I actually got the landlord in on. She doesn't know the details but you'd be surprised how a supplement to the rent check does wonders.

I could STRANGLE Roy right now.

I'm finally able to tell everyone the big news that I've known for a while: I've landed a contract to design lingerie for Victoria's Secret. Soon you will be able purchase my designs in malls across America. I am, of course, keeping my shop, but at the same time, I'm thrilled to go national.

Some lovely flowers were delivered to my shop today!
Unfortunately, they were not for me.

AM I NOT SUPERB? DO I NOT DESERVE FLOWERS? AM I NOT SHAKING MY FIST AT THE HEAVENS FOR NOT BEING WELL LOVED ENOUGH?

Some days are good.

Some days make you wonder just how much trouble you'd get into if you slapped a coworker upside the head.

Well it's official. I hate my job. Not that any of you want to listen to it, but I felt the need to say it.

I just spent the last week developing a state-of-the-art antennae system for my company's upcoming new Smartphone launch. They LOVED it. Guess who's getting the credit on the patent? My supervisor for the development team. The phone's technically his idea, we just put the damn thing together in pieces for him, and I was certain my name might be included because.. well it's a revolutionary system.

Oh to hell with it. I get money to do this.

Sorry, had to vent. Back to watching Do You See What I See? on the Science Channel.

I need romantic date ideas. I have never done one of those.