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Okay, okay, lesson learned. Anyone else feel like their dreams are tryin' ta teach 'em somethin'? All of my weird dreams seem to have a moral or somethin'... yannow?

Anyway, I got it. Last night I was tryin' ta harvest the whole orchard by myself--quite a feat. I wasn't able ta do it on my own. So, yeah. Askin' for help. Got it.

Anyone else dreaming about a crazy, space whale that refuses to eat children?

Yeah, you don't realize how bad space whale vomit smells until you get a little dunk in it.

Coffee shop's maker went down, so coffee was ten minutes late; which, added onto the fact my car kept over heating and I had to continue pulling over again and again, coupled even then with three hour traffic jams, is likely the reason I'll have an aneurism before I'm thirty. This is why I shouldn't drink coffee.

Hope you all have a very happy Thanksgiving! I, obviously, have much to be thankful for this year. For those of you who have no idea who I am, it does not really matter. But I was married just this month.

I have lost track of what I wanted to say.

Happy Thanksgiving!

The wife and I are taking a quick honeymoon...

A week off from classes means a week at home with dad. It also mean's I'll be working in the shop.

So if anyone was turn off by the reek of onions in the shop lately, rest assured that employee has the week off.


( Something fun we just got in )

So, at first this was just going to be for Stark Industries, but then I realized I was a rampaging douche to virtually all of you, so let's do this right.

I'm sorry I'm a dick. Come eat Turkey tomorrow. Irvine Campus, all day.

I'm making the cranberry sauce.

And the countdown continues. Only 51 days left until my due date. 51 days left until I am surrounded by another boy. I just got one boy out of the house, but I guess my husband doesn't like being around me too much because he immediately knocked me up with another one. Don't worry, James, you won't have to put up with being alone with me much longer.

We still need to pick a name out too. What about Apple or Purse or whatever the hell those celebrities keep naming their kids. Yeah, I like it. Purse Potter. Has a nice ring to it.

Yes, for those of you who have been asking, Luke's is going to be open on Thanksgiving. We're only serving one thing for breakfast, lunch & dinner though. Turkey. If you don't like it don't come.

Someone has to feed the cooking-challenged of Tustin. I'm pretty sure at least one family would starve to death if I closed the diner for a day.

WHO WANTS TO LINE FOR BLACK FRIDAY WITH ME AFTER STUFFING THEIR FACES?!

Wade, you're already going.

Cornbread really isn't supposed to look like this, right...?

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[Meetra]
Did you learn to cook yet?

Thanksgiving is soon.
My sweatpants are clean and ready.
Bring on the stuffing.