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Who else feels like an insomniac? I cannea get to sleep last night for the love of war or money.

I just want to go for a run or do some puhups or kick a bloody football

Yesterday I had a date. It was brilliant. She's....

I feel comfortable around her. Nae like most women. She's grounded, I can tell. Fun. Beautiful. But I think she doesn't realise how intelligent or quick witted she is, which actually makes her sexier in a lot of ways I never realised innocence could.

I'm nearly twenty-six and I've never had a serious relationship...

This isn't normally something I'd write about on a public forum but my psychiatrist seems to think it's healthy progress. We'll see... I'm just thrilled I can move my fingers!

Since I don't want to poison Liara and Alma, I'm going to do one of those Thanksgiving delivery cooked meals things Thursday.

You're both welcome.

Is it Thursday yet? I just want to shove food in my face. Sigh.

Then it's off to all the Black Friday sales. Wish me luck not getting trampled or something. If I do, uh.. Steve can have all my stuff.

I do hate awfully to be a bother, but Rose has been asleep literally the entire weekend and no part of that seems normal to me.

Any thoughts? Suggestions? Yes, I already tried water, shouting, loud music and true love's kiss so don't bother with those.

Oh God. Oh God.


We pulled straws to see who's working on Thursday. Guess who one of those poor bastards IS?

Yup.

Honestly, it's not the working a holiday part that bugs me. It's not like I was gonna take the time off to go home for just a day after I'd taken the time to do it lately, and Macy's is almost as good on TV as going into the city proper anyway and stuff.

It's more...

The most stereotypical dramatic holiday of the year, and I'm going to be the one wading in to deliver people who've been enucleated by spoons, gotten laddles wedged places you wouldn't even think they could FIT, families torn apart by the visage of sheer resentment that only comeso ut when they are all together, and turkey fryer related injuries similar to those William Shatner spoke about last year, that has since been remixed ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8t2dwPTnsyA ) into this delightful video.

Thing is, as funny as that all might sound? It's horrible to look at and be a part of, and that powerless to do much to help people thing...We know what I do with powerless. It isn't going to be good. It's going to be horrible. So completely seriously here?

Please be safe. Follow directions, don't try to kill each other, and for the love of everything that's holy, Valarnet, have a designated driver. Think of your lives, and think about the rest of us this really matters to.

I'd like nothing better than for Thursday to be a night of watching taped Thanksgiving specials from the eighties, and participating in the Trivial Pursuit game we're planning while we wait, or at the least, just the calls from things that people haven't done to themselves. Think about all of that, will you please?

No, I don't want to hear about all the great things in your life that you're thankful for. Go away.

I am going to write my own Cello album. I need to feel human the outlet, and it might help supplement our income. Does anyone have any advice?

Is it terrible that I want to go home and see ma maman?

She always knows how to make sense of things, make them alright. I feel bad saying that because everyone has been taking such good care of me, especially my boyfriend. I just want to dance again. Hardly seems fair that my dance career is over before it really started.

I didn't give it a thought before but we should have done a Thanksgiving flash mob. Maybe at Christmas time? What do you all say?

My thigh hurts quite badly, and not for the reasons I am used to.

Allright, bitches, I need something to do this Friday. If I said my parents were going out of town, could I trust you mouth breathers to not trash the fucking place? Bring your own booze, and don't get arrested and it's on.