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...Who knew jail had so many RULES?

Some of you may be pleased to know that I will be dressing for the Halloween party at Stark Tower. As juvenile as it seems, it sounds like fun.

If you don't care, please disregard this message.

I'm moving this weekend, and would love some help. I'll buy pizza and beer for any volunteers!

My staff are encouraging me to choose a Halloween costume to wear to work.

They insist it would be fun.

No, visiting registration person who I called to get the information. I am not "one of Mr. Harper's gay dads". There's nothing wrong with liking people of the same gender, mind you. Just a whole lot wrong with liking Ollie.

Is it a good or a bad thing that it takes me less than five minutes to pack for an entire weekend?

I fell asleep at the lab last night. No one woke me up, or told me it was time to go. I just fell asleep and got locked inside overnight.

My back really hurts. Lovely. That's what I get for sleeping in a chair, I guess. Oops.

Anyone know a good massage place?

The worst part of hanging out with crazy people? You start to think like them. He's not gonna see this right now and it'll be covered up by the time I decide to post his bail, which I'm seriously waiting on right now, until he's, you know, stable, so I can say it here and not feel bad. What if Roy's actually right? What if, in some sick sick way all of this is actually playing out making me...a really horrible person both here AND there?

What do I remotely start to DO with fixing that when I've got a whole shit load of stuff to fix here first? How do I even...

I hate it that I'm not always the hero, Valarnet, you know? I've made a TON of mistakes for probably my entire life, and it's only hitting me now. You'd think I would have gotten this sometime BEFORE I was thirty, wouldn't you? I...might need to talk to somebody about this. On a professional level I mean.

It's too many mistakes, too much guilt and regret that I've let build up and it's not something I want to focus on when I can make it better instead...


...Apparently I'm going on Nancy Grace tonight regarding the whole Deleon thing. Since this is my last day on Earth, anything special I can do for any of you?

The United States Marshal Service has assigned me to this County while I search for a fugitive who has escaped our custody.

I thought it prudent to announce my presence here. There are several branches of law enforcement that I have heard frequent this network. I am Inspector Samara, and I hope that I can count on everyone's cooperation while we work to bring this person to justice. I will of course introduce myself in person after settling in.

I have noticed a great deal of ... extraordinary things seem to be happening in this place. That should make this hunt a bit more interesting than usual. It also means I won't ask anyone to report 'anything out of the ordinary' they spot. It seems that would just generate a great deal of smoke and false leads.

Hm. My dreams have a tendency to be pretty violent and heartbreaking.

Seems like I should be more disturbed.

Does anybody know about this 'Perplexor' guy? Some kind of comic book character that has exclamation points all over his suit? Google isn't helping me.

Natasha -

I know I said that I would make you a corset but I may have gone mad and made you a dress. Where would you like me to send it?

...Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?

I don't know what to say. I guess if it gets people interested in history?