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Uh, can anybody teach me how to do elaborate eyemakeup on myself? Also, where do drag queens buy their wigs? I'm not interested in the cheapy stuff I can find in the stores.

...This looks terrible. It's for Halloween, I swear.

Accepting cases.

Getting bored.

Anyone who asks me for any of these flavored vodkas is going to get a punch in the face. Pumpkin pie flavored vodka? I feel like an old man, all of a sudden! In my day we drank shots straight and we liked it! Uphill! Both ways! In the snow, even.

Kids today, yeesh.

Garrus is home safe. Thank you all for your help.

When did grown adults start dressing up for Halloween? I'm not judging, I genuinely feel like I missed a memo somewhere.

My agent pointed me towards this site. Hello, Valarnet! How is everyone doing?

For anyone who might not know, my name is Narcissa Malfoy. I have a new album coming out on October 23rd called Wide Awake. I'm shooting the music video for my new single this week, so look out for that!