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Amazingly my sister has beaten me in introducing myself to the world or at least the county.

I'm John Connor and I look forward to seeing exactly what this place has to offer.

Dreams must be contagious around here I swear! All this talk about them and poof I have one. It's like I can almost hear the noise and the clamor of that peculiar hat, a hat that sings. It was kind of old and musky and I didn't want to put it on my head.

I am a Gryffindor for all those people on here that talk about Hogwarts.

Oi, I have a feeling that despite my numerous awesome plans I will end up wearing a sparkly tutu for Halloween. You see that's the thing about when you get into a pranking war with someone, it never ends. I mean it was only cockroaches and fake ones at that. Any prank I get back will be worth it though because it was amusing to watch them jump around. Cursing sounds a lot more attractive in French too in case you were wondering. They were rather cute but don't tell them I said that.

My Halloween costume is pretty awesome though so maybe I will save the tutu for another occasion.

Good afternoon folks! Courtesy of the wonderful Tony Stark I'm going to be throwing a Halloween bash at Stark Tower!

It'll be all ages so bring your own alcohol, dress up in costume (It's REQUIRED!) and have a good time. Doors open at 6 and close whenever Tony throws us all out!

It would appear that some sort of incident happened at my tea house while I was away. Most of our teacups are broken, and while I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why such a thing has come to pass, it will prevent the serving of tea for a few days.

We expect a new shipment of teacups in on Saturday.

Until that time, I would ask that you be patient with us and our newer employee.

I think I've seen it all. Someone named an entire town after Jayne.

The weekend is in sight. I can almost taste it.

Is this doesn't post right, I have wasted a lot of time trying to figure out this Network...

If you live in the Lake Forest area, you may already know about Midori Farms. I'm the owner and my name is Link Midori. It looks like this Network is a good place to advertise in the Orange County area!

Also, I am seeking out information on farmers markets, so that I might set up a stall.

Thank you :)

Has any woman ever successfully gotten a date hitting on her gynecologist?

Actually, don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question.

This is my awkward Hello to Valarnet. My name is Richard. I am on this because it's something to read once I get home from work. And yes, I am an OB/GYN.

Hello, internet! My name's Amy Pond, and I love you all!

I'm entertaining the idea of going to this Halloween party, but I have no idea what to go as. I'm far better at picking out costumes for others.

What are the rest of you going as? Perhaps it will help inspire some creativity on my behalf.

( Cut for ranting and swearing and bad mood projecting )