I feel like I have to say something here... it is not right that such a wonderful woman should go missing, and no one speak of it.
Natasha Romanoff, I was supposed to be your employee, but I would rather have simply been your friend. I like to think that you have simply wandered off into a new life somewhere, with your attractive lady actress friend, but I doubt that this is so. It is a better story than the one I fear we will write for you eventually, but it is not, I fear, a truthful one.
If you are both still out there, I pray you return swiftly to us. You are in our thoughts.