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I did NOT miss the fireworks.

Whoever did those fireworks yesterday, they were amazing! I've never seen one shaped like a dragon before, and the rest of the show was shiny, too! I wish I could see all the fireworks shows. They're all so pretty, with the colors and the lights and that cool thing where you see the flash before you hear it.

I don't know what I did, but my back is absolutely killing me.
Anyone know a good chiropractor?
Or ancient remedy, passed down through the ages?

I had the weirdest dream. I mean, even by this place's standards - I dreamt I was a pony. With wings. And there was singing about finding pets.

And I think Tank was in it too, which is even weirder. Don't usually dream about tortoises.

Another day, another weird dream. Is it bad that this is becoming almost normal?

Huh. I guess Mr. Archer is a guy, not a dinosaur.

I must've been tripping balls that day.

What day it is, you ask? One of the loveliest days in the world.

It's International Kissing Day, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, go forth and celebrate it properly.

I seriously need someone to talk me out of doing something completely crazy. If you have.. let's say.. some kind of magical power in your dreams... that doesn't mean you have magical powers in real life, right?

Someone remind me that when Tony does something rude in my dreams I'm now allowed to yell at him for it.

I'm back from my business trip. London was lovely, but I missed my home. I'm a bit sad I missed the 4th of July, but I had to stay a couple of days extra to ensure everything would go off without a hitch. I've donated enough money to build three new clean water wells in South Africa, managed to close a deal that I thought would never get done and even managed to have enough time to take a long overdue tour of Oxford.

Now, what's this I hear about a carnivale?

Okay, who's the wiseass who put a flippin' broadsword in my cubicle?

I don't need to fight orcs at my job or anything. The people in the mailroom aren't that bad.

Anyone know a Douglas Ramsey?

[Filtered to "X"-folks]

Anyone else dream about Magneto?

[Locked to Emma]

I dreamed about the first time we met. No wonder I didn't like you.

Maker why would you god god damn it I have MAGIC why can't I bring her BACK?!

Why would someone do something so..why..It doesn't make sense.

Okay. What the fuck. I was fine with the dreams, really, but this is fucking pushing it.

Fucking miniskirts.

I'm posting it at the range and I'm only gonna say it once.

Next asshole who tries to get a free game out after bitching about losing is getting tied to a goddamn pole and being used for the pipsqueak target practice.

Man, anyone see the specs on the Falcon HTV-2? That thing is fucking ridiculous. Granted, unmanned so it's still just a big video game in the sky, but still.

[Filtered to the Normandy crew]

Have any of you dreamed about another Quarian? A man named Kal'Reegar?