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I suppose I should announce that I'm a member of the legion of people in...unexpected circumstances.

...I have no idea what's going on, but hey, at least I'm wearing pants.

Seems to be better luck than some other people are getting stuck with.

Would like to compile list of all affected by strange connection, facilitate easier pattern detection, etc. Local network seems best place to start.

If affected, post here. Details of circumstances also helpful, but optional.

Sitting here and laughing at the weird shit that happens to other people seems like a bad idea. Like I'm tempting fate or something.

Still. Can't help but laugh when funny things happen.

If you need me, I'll be walking around behind some woman.

With a wine glass and a full bottle of French Beaujolais.

She is bubbly and I haven't had a moment to collect my thoughts since.

Mom decided I needed to make more friends. But didn't like me being out of the house while she's gone. How it makes sense to go "meet" friends on the internet is beyond me but I'll take it.

So hi. I'm Cassie. And this is totally awkward.