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I'm going to kill my cat.
( Does anyone want a kitten? )

So what's this Twitter thing I keep hearing about on the news?

Are drugs a good surprise present to brighten up a friend's week or am I just a horrible person?

Also, Barton? So amused it's not my problem anymore.

I think I need a hobby of some sort. Preferably of the stress-reducing kind.

Otherwise, I think I may actually end up throwing one of my students out a window next year.

CORN!

Corn is evil, corn is conving and corn NEVER sleeps.

Corn is a product used to manipulate, brainwash and enslave EVERYONE through corn syrup, corn DOGS and corn on the cobb.

IT MUST BE STOPPED HERE AND NOW. Who's with me?

so i can't ever go back to disneyland

oops

Robert Baratheon, that is the last time I ever do anything with you. I can't believe I was Disneybanned yesterday. Disneyland is only my favorite place in the entire world and now it's ruined! No annual pass. No amazing hand dipped corn dogs. No space mountain. I will miss you, Indiana Jones. UGH. This is the worst week EVER.

The shop is closed, I'm finished with the orders for tomorrow and I want to do something fun! Where is my crazy cousin when I need him?

It's been a very long week, so I have some vacation time all saved up and I'm going to use a couple of days to recharge next week. Ben and I never did go on that vacation It's not like me at all, but everyone needs to take a break sometimes.

Just finished wrapping up the commercial for the Games. It should be on television in about a week. I'll try to find out when it's premiering and we can make a party out of it at Haymitch's.

Okay stupid question time:

If you really needed to talk to someone, but weren't sure if they would want to talk to you or how to really contact them, how would you do that?

You are banned from the premises of Urdnot Ranch.

Don't fight me on this and don't make me get a lawyer on it.

Bringing drugs here goes against everything this place stands for.

Not cool.

We are not friends.

And I know those were your brownies, so don't even try to wriggle out of this.

Some weekends it doesn't pay to be the one on call. Yesterday was...bad. Really bad.

I really really want to quit the practice for the summer. Im not sure I can do this.

This doesn't look like the spa...

Doesn't this phone have some sort of map? I should learn how to use it.

Five almost heart attacks later: 1 - 1 against Spain. It could be worse for our Azzurri I guess.

I need to lie down

I am beyond confused.

I don't even want to talk about yesterday, other than to say I'm really, really sorry if you got a text from me at four in the morning today, asking you...Well. I don't even want to know what all I asked, given what I saw on the stuff from those of you who replied.

Holy shit, so this is why they tell you not to do drugs in school.

We've completed the first manned intercontinental flight powered entirely by solar power.

I've already had two celebratory drinks, time for a third