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so these weird dreams everyone's having

anyone else think it's some sort of conspiracy or something? maybe they're experimenting on us, secret mind control stuff

I was supposed to be released from the hospital today, but then I realized I don't have a home to go to anymore. I don't have a husband either. My parents offered to move down here to take care of me and I know they want to be close to Turin and I, but they don't have the money to move despite their claims. I'll likely be going home with my brother tomorrow.

I don't know why I'm saying any of this. I guess I just needed someone to know.

Pepper! Emma!

How could you?

This might be the most surreal, crazy pop culture thing I've ever heard.

Well, that was a conversation I never thought to have with my parents.

[Locked to John]

Could you maybe have dinner with me and my parents some time this week? They seem to think I invented someone I'm seeing to stay in the closet.

I'm sorry, I know it's too fast...

I know it's not true, but if I pretend it is, it does make me feel a bit better.

Ridiculous, really.

The disarming and oddly compelling urge to share everything on the internet.

Discuss.

I did not break the window on purpose.

And those cups were hideous anyway!

And now I know why you wash things with 'like' colors.

I do not recommend falling through the coffee table.

WOW CARMEN! You're super duper good! Wanna open for me next week?

And Sansa, I'm totally feeling tandoori tonight but I don't want to be a buttface and ask you to pick it up or something so let's go grab it together! THANKS BUDDY!

So that woman I mentioned--remember her? She turned up in a gossip column today.

My first day back to work after my vacation and I come back to my desk to find it buried in paperwork.

On top of that I have about 85 emails from various dating sites. Apparently my kids thought it'd be funny as hell to sneak into my office and sign me up for them. I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I have some pictures of breasts in my in box.

Ladies on the internet, Wrex is flattered, but he's got 'no' tattooed on his ring finger for a reason.

[ Locked to Shepard ]

Thanks for looking after the ranch with Roy while I was out of town and everything. I think I need to talk to you.

It is too gorgeous a day to not be outside. Summer jobs are dumb! Someone save me!

I am in serious trouble, you guys. Daddy's not happy. Doesn't seem to care that someone would be dead if I wasn't around. You might not hear from me for a while. Thank goodness he doesn't know about this network.

Well this is sad news.

Doc Watson Dead at 89

I think I'm going to frame this.

[Filtered to friends; your character is on it if you think they are! Her definition of 'friends' is weird and wide]

Crap.

Our place got broken into AGAIN. I can't get ahold of Mom and Prim's really upset.

No, I am not calling the cops. Never trusted police. They did shit all for us in WV. I want to track them down and get our shit back this time.

Have to say, no matter how homesick I get the weather here really can bring me right back up again. Few clouds, little rain, and low humidity? Really liking that. And the beaches. And all the handsome available men walking around on the beaches.

My name's Donna. I'm originally from Chiswick. Nice to meet you all.

The next two weeks are full of so many finals I think my brain my go all explody, but on the bright side I graduate on June 16th and then I will have a degree to do.. things with. I just sent out those save the date things my Mom made so I expect to see you guys at my graduation! It's sort of a big deal.