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Hello Jane! You should probably know this is a private message. :)

I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me sometime? I really like you, I think you're a good friend, and I'd like to get to know you better. I think you're very pretty, too. I'd really like it if you'd like to go out, but if you wouldn't, I promise I won't make a big scene about it and if you want me to have a different supervisor next semester that's okay too.

Would you like to go for a walk sometime?

It's not stealing if you find the Blackberry, still functioning, on the ground. No way anyone's coming back to this neighborhood for this. I should have an hour or two before the batte


Just Kidding.

But thisd typepad is annioying. I keerp hting the wrong kets.

I am now the proud owner of a fridge that automatically programs your shopping list when you're running out of something.

Think there's a market for it, Internet?

You see, my parents were murdered by the mob. And I'm pretty spiffy with the acrobatics if I do say so myself.

That makes me The Batman.

You have to keep my sekrit identity sekrit! Hush hush. Shhh.

I don't believe I've made an actual post in this thing, since this last brilliant youtube tidbit. I'll remedy that for this month, as I hereby present: I can has musics. [Musical Squares - offsite link - WS but full of plinky plunky noises]

Click, listen, and enjoy. Furthermore: avert thy eyes from off my arse while I cheekily barbeque, lest the image burn itself into your retinas. No, you may not have any sausage either, for that matter.

Oh, fine then. McCoy may have some sausage, but the rest of you are out of luck.

*wink wink*

Also, while I'm here? Does anyone know an Admiral Archer, by any chance? I believe that I might possibly have his dog. I ask merely out of curiosity, as I might have something he's missing.

That isn't sausage related either, ha ha ha. I'd meant that last bit, seriously.

Are there any brilliant graphic artists on the net? I'm in need for a new logo for my bakery. I can pay! I thought I would come here first before putting an ad in the paper.