Network

So this is what people in Orange County do, I guess. They post to this network thing?

Hi, I'm new in town. You can call me Dom. I'm just off the plane and pretty disoriented, so can someone direct me to A: A place to get drunk, B: A place to buy good weaponry and C: A place that has good coffee and eggs.

I don't even mind if A and C are the same establishment, but of course if you can do all 3 in the same place, that would be some kind of holy grail of awesome.

And probably an accident waiting to happen.