|herointheend (herointheend) wrote in valarnet,|
@ 2013-05-30 17:14:00
|Entry tags:||anakin skywalker, atton rand, emma frost (white queen), glenn rhee, gwen stacy (ghost spider), obi-wan kenobi, pinkie pie, roland deschain, rose tyler, tinkerbell|
A kindergarten student came up to me today, told me he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" I asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!?!" I yelled, shocked. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
I was about to blame the rap music.