Enjoy this delicious Italian inspired (onion free) bubblegum, shaped like meatballs and pasta. The SRDI is pleased to bring you this breakthrough product, designed to satiate one's craving for red meat, tomato sauce, and pasta. Guaranteed to get your salivary glands salivating!
Contains: Synthetic Rubber, Semolina Derivative, Tomato Powder, Dehydrated Garlic, Powdered Oregano, Synthetic Meat Derivatives (derived from LFTB), Vegetable Oil, Xylitol, Red Dye #666, Tartrazine, Sodium, Sodium Nitrate and other preservatives, Softeners, Other Synthetic Flavors.
Warning: After opening, refrigerate unused portions. Use by date on the bottom of the package. SRDI has noted a 1 in 1000 chance of skin discolorations, mood swings, hormonal imbalance, peptic ulcers. The SRDI is not legally responsible if this product is used as a meal replacement supplement. May have been produced in facilities that process nuts, wheat, meat, soy, egg, and milk products.