Logs

Who: Helen, Nikola, & Varric
What: Nikola and Varric go after Helen
When: May 23/24
Where: Seattle
Rating: PG
Status: Complete

( I wouldn’t have come without him. )

Who: Scotty and Varric
What: Talking about girls, and breweries
When: Before Varric and Nikola went looking for Helen.
Where: Scotty’s place
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for misbehaving

( She's married, and she's about eighty years old )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: They've reached their breaking points.
When: A week ago?
Where: Their house
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( Not enough to prefer a life with me to a world in which I never existed. )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: A quiet night turns angsty
When: A week or two after Merril’s rescue
Where: Their house
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

( And yet, you miss it. )

Who: Smeagol, Frodo, Merrill, Gandalf, Varric, Roland, Hawke, Isabela, Obi-Wan
Where: Caves, Undisclosed Location
What: Merrill's Rescue Log -- Frodo tries to trade the Ring for Merrill
When: A Month Ago
Warnings/Rating: PG-13; Warnings for violence, magical violence, character endangerment, character death
Status: Complete; Part 2 of 2

( You already know what you must do, Frodo. )

Who: Smeagol, Frodo, Merrill, Gandalf, Varric, Roland, Hawke, Isabela, Obi-Wan
Where: Caves, Undisclosed Location
What: Merrill's Rescue Log -- Frodo tries to trade the Ring for Merrill
When: A Month Ago
Warnings/Rating: PG-13; Warnings for violence, magical violence, character endangerment, character death
Status: Complete; Part 1 of 2

( Not till we have our precious. Our precious for yours. )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Talking/Feelings
When: Couple days ago.
Where: Their house
Rating: PG-13? Brief mentions of character death & the intent to murder another man's child.
Status: Complete!

( I know. It’s a confidence I wish I shared. )

Who: Helen, Varric, Nikola, and Lulu
What: Dinner
When: March 6
Where: Helen’s house
Rating: PG-13ish? Because Varric, Nikola, and Lulu.
Status: Complete!

( Helen was nervous. And she was doing a terrible job of hiding it. )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Feelings
When: Following these texts.
Where: Their house
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( There’s a first time for everything. )

Who: Helen & Varric.
What: Varric comes home late.
When: February...something. After his bar fight.
Where: Their house.
Rating: Straying into high territory. Maybe R.
Status: Complete!

( A little encounter? )

Who: Varric and Scotty
What: Bar brawl
When: A few nights ago
Where: a bar
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for violence and punting

( Why yes, I do have a magnificent chest of red hair )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Comforting.
When: February 1
Where: Their house.
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( Ashley's gone. )

Who: Fenris and Varric
What: Stuff!
When: Recently.
Where: Hawke’s comedy club, because Fenris never leaves or something.
Rating: Uh. PG13 for Andraste's Sacred Boobs?
Status: Complete!

( How are things, Elf? It’s been awhile. )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Looking for a puppy!
When: Following this log.
Where: An animal shelter.
Rating: PG
Status: In Progress

( Good, that gives me time to think of an ending )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Aftermath of the wish plot.
When: Toward the end of December.
Where: Their house.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete!

( Then what was it? )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Shopping!
When: Dec. 11.
Where: A store.
Rating: PG
Status: Complete
( Really? )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Helen has an unsettling dream.
When: Dec. 2.
Where: Their house.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete!

( To teach us something about ourselves. About who we could be or who we're supposed to be. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Helen brings home a little guest
When: Lets say Saturday
Where: Helen's place
Status: complete
Rating: Pg

( This is Alice. She’s going to be staying with us for a while. )

Who: Varric and Helen
What: After the confession
When: Right after This log
Where: Helen's house
Rating PG
Status: Complete

( Show and tell was my favorite part of school )

Who: Helen & Varric
What: Helen has a confession to make.
When: Last Thursday-ish.
Where: Helen's house.
Rating: PG-ish?
Status: Complete!

( Not in the way he had hoped. )

Who: Frodo, Merrill, Merry, Hawke, Bethany, Obi-Wan, Varric, Gandalf, Barbara, Lorelai, Castiel...
What: Frodo and Merrill get married!! Obi reveals the sex of the baby. Gandalf departs.
When: Saturday Afternoon
Where: Dragonfly Inn
Rating: G
Status: Complete


( Kiss, You Fools! )

Who: Varric and Helen
What: Emotional stuff and settling things!
When: a few nights ago
Where: Helen's place.
Status: Complete
Rating PG:13

( I feel special then )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Cuddling!
When: A bit after she's released from the hospital.
Where: Helen’s House
Status: Complete!
Rating: Low

( We came out of it stronger. )

Who: Helen. Open to Ashley, James, Varric.
What: Cure.
When: Friday/Saturday.
Where: Hospital.
Status: IC
Rating: TBD

( Sometimes her dreams were the same, flashes of unfamiliar scenes populated by familiar faces. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Hospital Visit
When: Thursday?
Where: Kaiser Hospital
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG

( Forever? )

Who: Frodo, Merrill, Varric, and Guest Appearance by Gandalf
What: At Frodo's birthday party, Merrill and Frodo discover they are going to be parents
When: Saturday Night
Where: Frodo's Home
Ratings/Warnings: PG. It's just sweet, is all.
Status: Complete

( Not all parasites are unwanted. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Helen has been hiding things.
When: Monday.
Where: Helen’s House.
Status: Complete!
Rating: Maybe PG-13. Warnings for a mostly behaved Varric and coughing up blood?

( I asked you not to come. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Helen has a dream, with interesting results.
When: Thursday
Where: Helen’s House
Status: Complete!
Rating: R. Sex happens. Sort of.

( I do like the brave ones, Rabbit. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Celebrating Helen’s Birthday
When: August 27
Where: New York
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG-13. Some cuddling, some kissing, nothing especially significant.

( A woman my age shouldn’t wear something so frivolous. )

Who: Helen and Varric, and introducing Varric's sister
What: A show for Helen's birthday (part duex!)
When: August 27
Where: New York
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG-13, standard varric warning. Especially when Bartrand comes up.


( I was afraid you'd write some horrible fiction! )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Celebrating Helen’s Birthday
When: August 27
Where: New York
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG? No higher than PG-13. I think even Varric behaved, this time.

( I’m only concerned with the opinion of one. )

Who: Varric and Helen
What: Trip Conversation
When: Following this
Where: Helen’s house
Status: Complete!
Rating: Probably PG. PG-13, just to be safe.

( Our stories. And they’ll be incredible. )

Who: Varric and Helen
What: Discovering things
When: Wednesday
Where: Helen’s house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for innuendos

( I have no recollection of what you're talking about, sweet heart. Why ever would I do something so cruel as to tease an invalid? )

Who: Helen and Varric.
What: Helen has a nightmare.
When: Late night/early morning.
Where: Helen’s house.
Rating: TBD, probably no higher than PG-13. Mentions of death and sinking ships.
Status: Complete!

( She was cold. So cold. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Talk of John.
When: Tuesday evening.
Where: Helen’s house.
Rating: TBD – will edit if over PG-13
Status: Closed/Complete.

( Closing her eyes, she thought of anything but John. )

Who: Ashley & Varric
When: Sometime after Helen's attack
Where: Hospital
What: They need to have a heart-to-heart
Status: Complete!
Rating: at most PG-13
Warnings: None really!


( Ashley had asked for a talk with Varric )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Hospital visit.
When: After her attack. July 3rd?
Where: Hospital.
Rating: PG-13. Maybe.
Status: In progress.

( The sharpest aches were beginning to dull. )

Who: Merrill and Varric
What: Drinking and Stories
When: Saturday night
Where: The Green Maid
Rating: PG-13 for Varric's tales of smut. :D
Status: Complete!

( Don't forget the curls! )

Who: Helen, Varric, and later Ashley
What: Their not!date gets interrupted.
When: June 25. Evening.
Where: Helen's house.
Rating: Probably no higher than PG-13.
Status: In progress.

( She was growing fond of his company. )

Who: Ashley Magnus, Merry Brandybuck, Varric Tethras
What: Ashley goes to have A Talk with Varric. Merry is there to bear witness because there is no escape.
When: Tuesday
Where: coffee shop
Rating: PG
Status: Incomplete


( This was going to be quite interesting )

Who: Varric, Gaila, Scotty
What: Visit and talky! Cupcake championship in the background.
When: Today
Where: Scotty's repair shop
Rating: PG
Status: Complete!

( I'll put that on my profile. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Dinner. She's doing the cooking, this time!
When: June 4. 7 PM on.
Where: Helen's house.
Rating: PG-13?
Status: In Progress.

( There was that strange feeling again. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: A night out.
When: May 29. 6-ish on.
Where: Around.
Rating: Low. PG-13, maybe?
Status: In progress.

( She can't remember the last time she was this nervous. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Varric
What: Hospital arrival
When: Day ago or something. Yesterdaytomorrowyear. I have no idea, anymore.
Where: New Orleans, LA
Rating: PG(13?) - maybe for language or people who go eww at hospitals but there's really nothing else to be wary of. Other than a pissed off dwarf and engineer having a phone convo.
Status: Complete

( Like certain Scotsmen she wouldn't accept any idea she didn't have herself. )

Who: Helen and Varric
What: Lunch
When: May 25. Afternoon-ish.
Where: The cafe.
Rating: PG
Status: In progress.

( She doesn't usually do this. )

Who: Varric, Scotty, Kirk
What: Well. Someone's not upset at all, are they?
When: Yesterdayish!
Where: Mad Monty's. Where the Mad part doesn't just stand for 'insane' but also 'actual anger.'
Rating: PG13, typical language warning, nothing else.
Status: Complete

( Dunno, an' she wouldnae say even if she did, I'd bet! )

Who: Varric and Aveline, also Bianca
What: Varric gets kick out of a movie theater and has a beer with Aveline.
Where: Movie Theatre and then the Green Maid
When: Yesterday!
status: complete
Rating: PG

( Let me buy you a beer and you have yourself a deal. )

Who: Gaila, Varric, Jim, and Scotty
What: They spring a gift on Scotty!
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Yesterday!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13!

( How'd ye manage this? I'm goin' tae kiss you senseless. )

Who: Scotty, Gaila, Varric
What: Aftermath of bus adventures! Someone is very allergic to cats. Very, very allergic. Lulz ensue. Also, clearance obtained to get samples for future pheromone suppressant shots!
When: Yesterday, evening-ish, after the bus shenanigans.
Rating: PG13, language. Puffy balloon face. Green foot gets sneezed on.
Status: Complete!

( OMIGODIMSOSORRY! )

Who: Scotty and Varric
What: Dropping by with signed booked!
When: Right after Moira left
Where: Mad Monty's
Status: Complete
Rating PG13

( Because Scotty? Attracted perverts. )