Logs

Who: Natasha
What: An assassination
When: Recent
Where: Classified
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete Narrative

( Natasha was tired. )

Who: Jemma and Natasha
What: Dream fall out
When: January 18th 2021
Where: Their place
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( You don’t recognize me at all, do you? Do you remember your name? The last thing you did before waking up? Any bad dreams, lately? )

Who: Donna and Natasha
What: Surviving a serial killer and getting involved
When: During the Halloween Plot
Where: Woodsboro
Warnings: Violence
Status: Log | Complete

( First aid first. Then a change of clothing. Something tells me that party is going to be a bloodbath. )

Who: Lara, her wife, and Natasha (sort of)
What: When you marry a succubus sometimes things don't end well
Where: A warehouse district
When: recent
Status: complete
Rating: R for violence, gunshot wounds, demon death and bodies disappearing mysteriously

( I’m going to fix this )

Who: Jemma, Kate, and Natasha
What: Coming back from the dead
When: 15 August 2020 after Darkseid plot
Where: Agency garage
Warnings: Dealing with dying
Status: Log | Complete

( I don’t know how to prepare for this the next time. That there are things we can’t win. )

Who: Jemma and Natasha
What: Just some near decapitation, the usual
When: Early morning hours, 11/7/19
Where: Jemma’s
Warnings: Near decapitation
Status: Log | Complete

( Sing, swing, savor the sting, as she severs you, Madame Guillotine )

Who: Jaina, Neena and Natasha
What: Getting Jaina to Calm Her Tits
When: October 2nd
Where: The desert
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete.


( I wish this thing had the power to bring them back. )

Who: Natasha and Raven
What: Taking Natasha up on a job offer
When: 10 October 2019, morning sometime
Where: The Agency
Warnings: Should be low
Status: Log | Complete

( I’m probably going to regret all of my life choices, but is that job still available? )

WHO: Wanda Maximoff & Natasha Romanoff
WHERE: A park, somewhere quiet.
WHEN: {backdated} to Wanda's power surge.
WHAT: Natasha seeks out Wanda after news of her power surge and the incident at the bar. Team mates getting support.
WARNINGS: PGish
STATUS: Complete

( Wanda enjoyed the air and the open space )

Who: Iris West, Kitty Pryde, Natasha Romanoff and NPC!CBP agents
What: A rescue of sorts
When: July 8th
Where: Airport in Texas
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( Natalie Rushman, NSA. You’ve detained one of my assets and this isn’t going to go over well with my superiors )

Who: Nat and Stahma
What: Discussing wounds
When: Recent
Where: Casa Stahma
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for make outs near the end

( I aim to be distracting when it’s appropriate. )

Who: Iris, Natasha, Thor, and some NPC!Hydra-goons
What: The story Iris has been chasing takes a dangerous turn
When: Late afternoon, March 24th
Where: One of Hydra’s bought out shelters to an alleyway
Warnings: Violence
Status: Log | Complete

( Okay, now you make it sound like we’re living in a comic book. )

Who: Nat and Skye
What: Nat stalks a potential asset
When: Recent
Where: Around
Status: Complete
Rating: PG

( And you’re looking for something. )

Who: Marguerite and Natasha, along with Logan, NPC!St.Cyr
What: Undercover missions going very very wrong
When: 4 January 2019, evening
Where: Some fancy party for intelligence gathering to a safe house to
Warnings: Violence, blood
Status: Log | Complete

( Don’t die. Don’t you dare die on me. )

Who: Natasha and Stahma
What: A romantic dinner
When: Recently
Where: Their home
Warnings: Pretty tame

( Murdering murderers and protecting the environment, what more could she ask for? )

Who: Natasha & Judy
What: Run-In #2
When: Thursday
Where: Random alley
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( Things were finally getting back to normal. )

Who: Natasha Romanoff and Ruby Rose
What: Recruitment
When: Recently
Where: Around
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( Wait, you following me was an interview? )

Who: Marguerite and Natasha
When: Catching up
When: Today, lunch time
Where: Random restaurant
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( Is there anything I could do to help? )

Who: Nat and Stahma
What: winding down
When: after the rescue mission
Where: Stahma's
Status: complete
Rating: PG

( Though I’m close to begging. )

Who: Blake, Ilia, Logan, Natasha, Ruby
What: Rescue mission
When: Second weekend of June
Where: Undisclosed location near Pevek, Russia
Warnings: Violence, brainwashing
Status: Log | Complete

( We’ve been kept from the light/no one ever gave a damn/If I’ve no one to fight/how do I know who I am? )

Who: Natasha & Judy
What: Judy’s getting blocked
When: After Neena’s situation
Where: Neena’s Place
Rating: Pg-13
Status: Complete!

( Department of Homeland Security. )

Who: Stahma, Natasha and the NPC!twins
What: Stahma has a Dream repeat that upsets her.
When: Recently
Where: Their home
Warnings: Mentions of dream character death, otherwise relatively tame

( What I should focus on is what I have in the here and now, which is you and the girls. )

Who: Natasha and Katou
What: Katou goes back to work, gets an assignment
When: Recently
Where: The Agency
Ratings/Warnings: Low/none
Status: Partner Thread | Complete

( Guess I’m a bit late. Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque )

Who: Nat and Cosima and one of the finches
What: Random meetings
When: Pre-orc
Where: a starbucks
Status: complete
Rating: PG

( It is very mushy. And they are very loud. )

Who: Marguerite and Natasha
What: Catching up
When: 4/4
Where: Nat and Stahma's
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( You’ve caught me. I’m bored. At least it coincides with wanting to catch up? )

Who: Nat, Stahma, and two of the Finches
What: Nat brings home a couple of strays
When: 4/2
Where: Stahma's house
Rating: Pg
Status: Complete

( It is exactly as bad as it looks. )

Who: Natasha, Logan, Neena and the Finches
What: A rescue and some surprises.
When: 4/2
Where: Somewhere in Siberia
Status: Complete
Rating: R for violent themes

( Technically, you’re old and boring and don’t know how to break into a comms system. )

Who: Natasha and her “sisters”
What: A personal mission goes bad.
When: 3/29
Where: Somewhere in Siberia
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for blood

( They’re all gone. It’s just us now. )

Who: Natasha and her old handler
What: A personal mission starts
When: 3/25
Where: Bolshoi Theater, Moscow
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( I do not want a world like that any more, Natalia. )

Who: Natasha and Stahma
What: Having a movie night...or at least trying to have one.
When: Day before Thanksgiving
Where: Their home
Warnings: Pretty low

( What do you feel like. Netflix really should have a random button. )

Who: Nat, Jessica and Ozma
What: Tornados and bad guys oh my
When: Back during the RvB plot
where: A place with storms
status: complete
Rating: PG13
( I wouldn't ask you to leave, but I would suggest we get into a stairwell if we don't want to go see the wizard. )

Who: Clara, Natasha and NPC!Hydra
What: Lunch dates and kidnapping
When: 30 October 2017, afternoon
Where: Random restaurant
Warnings: Low violence
Status: Log | Complete

( Get down! )

WHO: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff
WHEN: Recently
WHERE: Nat's Stolen Sub
WHAT: Catch up and tours
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( Imagine what we could do with a helicarrier? We could shoot a lot of people. )

Who: Natasha and Qrow
What: Talking about dreams and other things
When: Before the demons
Where: Nat's office
Status: complete

( Who are you? )

Who: Nat and Stahma
What: Goofing off
When: Two weeks before the demons
Where: Their house
Rating: PG
Status: Complete

( I believe we can manage twice a week. )

Who: Wanda and Nat
What: Nat needs an assistant
Where: Baxter's Bakery
When: Mid-July
Rating: Low?
Status: Complete

( Read more... )

Who: Natasha and Stahma
What: A discussion about moving in together
When: Recently
Where: Stahma's home
Warnings: Family friendly

( This isn’t the good bye talk, I hope? )

Who: Nat and Qrow
What: Nat checks on one of her contacts
When: Recently
Where: Qrow's office at the University
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for Qrow

( No more or less danger than you )

Who: Nat and T'Challa
what: Chatting and hanging out and talking about things
When: Mid may
Where: A cafe
Status: complete
Rating: PG

( I could have reached out to you too )

Who: Jemma and Natasha
What: Spies are Forever
When: June 3rd
Where: Lab at the Agency
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

(  If she started singing the Bond song of the same name, she wanted Jemma to shoot her with bullets. )

Who: Nat and Stahma
What: plans on dealing with Stahma's legal problems go awry
When: Tuesday
Where: Russia
status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( All roads lead to Moscow. )

Who: Natasha and Jemma
What: Road trip and dinner and putting people in the trunk of the car
When: Recently
Where: Out and about
Status: complete

( It...hasn’t come up. )

Who: Nat and Wanda
What: Gondor calls for aid!
Where: A street in Irvine
When: May 5th
Rating: Low?
Status: Complete when posted

( Как часовой механизм, каждый год это Звездные войны. )

Who: Natasha and Stahma
What: Making headway on who framed Stahma for murder.
When: Mid March
Where: Stahma's home
Warnings: Discussion of murder and brief talk of physical abuse

( How the files had been acquired was unimportant, though it had probably been Natasha to get ahold of them. )

Who: People on the Ground
What: Ground battle
Where: 100 miles east of Anahiem
When: 3/22 early afternoon
Status: In Progress and Open
Rating: Violence!


( It's the final countdown )

WHO: Joan & Natasha
WHEN: Recently
WHERE: Nat's Office @ Agency
WHAT: Joan's working situation is finalised
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( There were resources, vast resources, things that Joan could barely have imagined, historical texts that rightly shouldn’t even exist and yet, she was able to leaf through them for research. )

Who: Nat and Stahma
What: Bailing out Stahma
When: early March
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( I’ve got a contact doing some digging for us, but we won’t know much until the morning. )

Who: Jemma, Laura and Natasha
What: Mission complete. Except then Jemma goes into a coma
When: 24 February 2017
Where: Submarine to harbor
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( I’ll be fine… I just need fresh air. )

Who: Jemma, Laura and Natasha
What: Procuring a submarine
When: Mid February
Where: Classified
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( We always have the most interesting lunch dates. )

Who: Natasha and Stahma
What: A Valentine's Day date
When: Valentine's Day
Where: The symphony
Warnings: Low, just a bunch of fluff here

( Planning things was in Nat's nature. And this was also her last hurrah before she did something very stupid and very dangerous. )